Steven Seagal

[anonymous-user]

The Independent published a video and article about him today. A masterclass in martial arts apparently...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/steven-se...

Now I don't really know anything about Aikido, but that video was hilarious.

Feared martial artist, legedary movie star, friend of Vladimir Putin, Policeman, musician.... Or just a complete and utter deluded weirdo and compulsive liar?

I personally think this Vice article on him was quite accurate

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/steven-seagal-is-th...

I saw one of his terrible straight-to-DVD films about 10 years ago, and hilariously they used a stunt double for him in every scene where he was required to run or move quickly. I think that sums him up?

[Zod]

He looks barely capable of movement.

I thought this was going to be a post to say he'd died and was going to ask how they could tell.

[Studio117]

Absolute legend, but clearly a bit of a nutter like all the actors from that era are. He does run like an ostrich though.

Edited by Studio117 on Thursday 25th June 12:22

[anonymous-user]

Zod said:

I thought this was going to be a post to say he'd died

If he was dead I would have to have posted in NP&E to give the great man the respect he deserves...

But here he is in The Lounge. Speaks volumes!

[DervVW]

Studio117 said:

Absolute legend, but clearly a bit of a nutter like all the actors from that era are. He does run like an ostrich though.

Edited by Studio117 on Thursday 25th June 12:22

can not unsee!

[Itsallicanafford]

never, EVER, diss the seagull..

[Tiggsy]

I'm sure theres a bit of "just a demo" about it.....but I still imagine if you got into a hand to hand fight with the guy he'd break your wrist pretty quick! Or challenge your racial bigotry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq_xnvScrHo

[markmullen]

Who needs to fight a man when you can blow them up with an exploding microwave?

[Davey S2]

Who cares?

He probably made a lot of cash and was also married to Kelly le Brock!

[Challo]

The guy is a bit of a joke now, but he certainly has martial arts skills and while very fat he could still do some damage.

He does have some legendary films which are always a good watch.

[Amateurish]

He's just a cook

[matchmaker]

Under Siege. Erica Eleniak. The cake.

[Zoon]

matchmaker said:

Under Siege. Erica Eleniak. The cake.

Go to entertainment for boys before the internet.

[Pixel Pusher]

not mine.

[trickywoo]

[Pixel Pusher]

Neither is Robin Hood.

[jagracer]

I can't believe you are all saying such mean things about Steve, e's well ard as are Jean-Claude and Dolph. I did see Dolph (Hans) Lundgren at a karate tournament in 1979 and he is quite handy.
As for that video, he obviously knows the locks and throws and if the person being thrown doesn't go with them they end up with broken bones but they were just placing themselves in the position to be thrown, no real attacks going on and a nice demo imho

Edited by jagracer on Thursday 25th June 13:30

[DervVW]

Amateurish said:

He's just a cook

I see what you did there

[griffin dai]

Steve who

Check this lethal weapon out

http://youtu.be/5hXjr_7bSdg

[soad]

Kim Jong Un fancies himself as a basketball player - so he's chummy with Dennis Rodman.
Putin fancies himself as an action movie star - so he's chummy with Seagal.

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