Classic Film Quotes
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mustard

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268 months

Saturday 29th January 2005
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Guy On Street "Hey man, you've just ed up your Ferrari"

Nicholas Cage ".... Its not mine"

Poor 355 Spider

Graham.J

5,420 posts

282 months

Saturday 29th January 2005
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The 355 was the best part of the film....up until that point

nobbysworld

90 posts

278 months

Saturday 29th January 2005
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That quote rings a bell, but I can't quite place the film... gis a clue! Its not Gone in 60s, I'm pretty sure of that (but open to correction)

v8thunder

27,647 posts

281 months

Saturday 29th January 2005
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Other good quotes:

one from Enigma:

Kate Winslett's boss: "You know, without your glasses, you don't look half bad"

Kate Winslett: "You know, without my glasses, neither do you"

From Goodfellas:

"Whoever sold you those suits had a wonderful sense of humour"

From Bullitt:

"Now let's make something clear Chalmers. I don't like you. Now you work your side of the street, and I'll work mine, and let's keep it that way"

From Shawn Of The Dead:

"They're zombies!"

"You can't say that! Don't say the Z-word!"

"What am I supposed to say? 'Fatally challenged'?"

From Scarface:

"In this country, you gotta make the money first, then when you have the money, you have the power. When you have the power, then you get the women."

From Donnie Darko:

"If mom and dad find out about me smoking, what happens?"

"Malibu Barbie goes in the waste disposal"

"good, we understand each other"

From Casino:

"At least when the mob were running the joint you got your money's worth, nowadays it's just Disneyland for grown-ups"

So many great movies, not nearly enough time...

Might watch Casino when The Rock's finished actually, I'm just in a Scorsese mood.

Graham.J

5,420 posts

282 months

Saturday 29th January 2005
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nobbysworld said:
That quote rings a bell, but I can't quite place the film... gis a clue! Its not Gone in 60s, I'm pretty sure of that (but open to correction)
The Rock, BBC1

nicecupoftea

25,536 posts

274 months

Saturday 29th January 2005
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No, best quote from the Rock:

Cage: (holding deadly gas canister) Do you know how this shit works?

Bad guy: (wielding knife) Do you know how *this* shit works?

....

Cage: (after launching bad guy off Alcatraz with a cruise missile) How d'you like how THAT shit works?

classic!

wokkadriver

695 posts

265 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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No, no, no, no... The best from the rock has got to be from our man Sean "avoiding gang rape in the showersh, although it is lesh of a problem theshe daysh. Perhapsh I am loshing my shex appeal..."

Or, of course, the immortal
"pershonally, I think you are a idiot..."



If you are looking for personal favourites, though, it is a damn close run thing between David Niven telling Errol Flynn that his hangover is making his head "do that open and shutting thing... have you ever seen a mouse on rollerskates?" (Dawn Patrol, 1936)

and

Lord Flashheart telling Edmund Blackadder and assorted hangers on that the "goggles are on, chocks are away, last one back's a homo... Hooray!"

top fuel

2,590 posts

276 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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from Fight club:

You are not your job,
You are not the amount of money you have in the bank,
You are not the car you drive,
You are not the contents of your wallet,
You are not your in’ khakis.
You are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

Wacky Racer

40,627 posts

270 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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Sean Connery (James Bond) in bed with a girl, when he gets a telephone call on his bedside phone from his boss telling him to meet up with him........

Connery says "I'll be along as soon as I can, something big's come up".......

v8thunder

27,647 posts

281 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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I reckon the best quote from The Rock was:

"You heard of Rocket Man, by Elton John?"

"I don't listen to no soft shit"

"Well, it's kinda ironic, as you're about to become...rocket man" (Cage fires the missile at Tony Todd)

beano500

20,854 posts

298 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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"...that's my other dog impression"

omitchell

19,762 posts

258 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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Pulp Fiction said:
Lance: You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart. But she's got, uh, breastplates...
[taps Mia's chest]

Lance: You've got to pierce through that. So what you have to do is, you have to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion.
[demonstrates]

Vincent: I-I gotta stab her three times?

Lance: No, you don't gotta stab her three times! You gotta stab her once, but it's gotta be hard enough to break through her breastplate into her heart, and then once you do that, you press down on the plunger.

Vincent: What happens after that?

Lance: I'm kinda curious about that myself.


absolute classic

ywouldi

761 posts

260 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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Shaun of the Dead

Shaun: It's not that I don't wanna spend time with you, cause I do. It's just... Ed doesn't have too many friends.

Ed: Can I get... any of you c*nts... a drink?

Classic Film!

limpsfield

6,576 posts

276 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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From BatMan Forever, poor film, funny quote

Chase: What is it about the wrong kind of man?
Batman: It's the car, right? Chicks love the car.

>> Edited by limpsfield on Sunday 30th January 12:38

groucho

12,134 posts

269 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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That quote in fistfull of dollars, where Clint approaches those 4 or 5 guys and accuses them of taking the pis out of his mule. Can't remember how it goes exactly now.

Grouch.

Zorro

4,647 posts

305 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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From Dusk Til Dawn

Carlos : 'What were they psychos ?'

Seth : 'Did they look like psychos ? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fcuuk how crazy they are.'

Frik

13,661 posts

266 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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groucho said:
That quote in fistfull of dollars, where Clint approaches those 4 or 5 guys and accuses them of taking the pis out of his mule. Can't remember how it goes exactly now.

Grouch.


Clint said:
I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. See, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it . . .

groucho

12,134 posts

269 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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Excellent!

catso

15,878 posts

290 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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Peter Sellers as Insp Clouseau talking to another bloke with a dog.

Clouseau: "Does your dog bite?"

Other bloke: "No"

Clouseau strokes dog, dog bites his hand

Clouseau "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite"

Other bloke: "That's not my dog"

vixpy1

42,697 posts

287 months

Sunday 30th January 2005
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Wacky Racer said:
Sean Connery (James Bond) in bed with a girl, when he gets a telephone call on his bedside phone from his boss telling him to meet up with him........

Connery says "I'll be along as soon as I can, something big's come up".......


Tennish.. but i have'nt got a racket!