Wow, some people are into the strangest things

[Some Gump]

So, apparently people pay to do things with this creature:



Now, I enjoyed Pirates of the Caribbean as much as the next bloke, but never fancied getting kinky with Captain Barbosa.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabou...

Also, why was this linked from the story about Greece debt? I was trying to find a connection, but it was just too tenuous...

[Trevor450]

I once went out with a girl who liked to be spanked. It felt weird, it has to be said.

[grumbledoak]

Some Gump said:

So, apparently people pay to do things with this creature:

I think you are being both unfair and naïve.

She's not that fat.

[Some Gump]

grumbledoak said:

I think you are being both unfair and naïve.

She's not that fat.

I'm not concerned with her weight. It's more that if you imagine what sort of ungodly threesome would be needed to produce a lass with that face, it almost certainly involves Barbosa, Gollum, and Mat777. Now I must admit that I'm not au fait with the spanking market - but to me deciding to pay her to do things is as totally inexplicable as going into a car supermarket, and buying a Fiat Multipla because it looks canny.

[21TonyK]

Some Gump said:

as totally inexplicable as going into a car supermarket, and buying a Fiat Multipla because it looks canny.

You think her customers can see her through the gas mask?

[MrBarry123]

Very bizarre.

[ali_kat]

Let's see a picture of you then, Adonis or are you Eros?

[Rickyy]

"Police confirmed that officers took a trip to the suburban sex dungeon after neighbours made a noise complaint."

Fastest response time ever!

[Trevor450]

Purity14 said:

If you think that is bad, you have no idea.

I was only about 19 at the time but yes, I have led a sheltered life!

[anonymous-user]

Purity14 said:

If you think that is bad, you have no idea.

+1000

[johnxjsc1985]

21TonyK said:

You think her customers can see her through the gas mask?

bit like this fella then who obviously had beans for lunch

[Baryonyx]

Her advert shot is a lot more forgiving, deceptively so.

[anonymous-user]

Trevor450 said:

I once went out with a girl who liked to be spanked. It felt weird, it has to be said.

Bah, loads of them are into that!

[R_U_LOCAL]

johnxjsc1985 said:

bit like this fella then who obviously had beans for lunch

Daddy controls your breathing...

[funkyrobot]

That's a big boomerang behind her left shoulder.

I think that deep down, we all would. What else is there to do in a leafy London street?

Reminds me of a girl I knew who sent my mate a pic of her giving someone a bj. It was a sort of 'wish you were here' thing.

[Mastodon2]

Following today's theme:

"Itz only smellz"

[The Nur]

[Jasandjules]

Expensive is it? People paying through the nose?

[funkyrobot]

'But officers were satisfied that no crime had taken place and did not feel the need to handcuff the dominatrices.'

Prudes!

[anonymous-user]

Baryonyx said:

Her advert shot is a lot more forgiving, deceptively so.

I agree.

I would possibly consider involving Trading Standards if I had been sold it on the basis of her advert.