Taming of the Hampster

[john75]

On saturday nite i got bitten by the gfs sisters hampster.

Anyone know of either tips to improve Hampster behavoir ie ASBO ect or suitable acts revenge.

Deep fat fryier and Microwave have been already mentioned as has trip to see Freddie Star and Richard Gere

[mutt k]

[FourWheelDrift]

shove a stick up it's bottom and use it as a dish mop.

[vixpy1]

john75 said:

On saturday nite i got bitten by the gfs sisters hampster.

What the hell were you doing with her Hampster to get bitten by it!!!






resist panty hampster jokes... resist .. resist

[wedge girl]

The more you handle them,the less they bite

[JonRB]

My son was specifically warned NOT to handle his new hamster for the 1st 24 hours after getting it home.
Like all children he knew better and ignored the advice and got bitten. Seldom handled the hamster again after that, which was a pity.

My advice would be to wear some gloves (gardening / rigger type) and handle it a lot so that it gets used to the idea.

(Personally I think hamsters are useless pets. They're nocturnal, so you seldom see them awake unless you work nights, they're not intelligent enough to be affectionate / respond to petting, and they only live a few years.)

Edited for spelling

>> Edited by JonRB on Monday 31st January 13:10

[vixpy1]

JonRB said:

They're noctural, so you seldom see them awake unless you work nights, they're not intelligent enough to be affectionate / respond to petting,

Sounds like one of my ex girlfriends!

[Racylady]

john75 said:

Anyone know of either tips to improve Hampster behavoir ie ASBO ect or suitable acts revenge.

Give it a muzzle? Have it's teeth removed? How about not actually going near it?

[FourWheelDrift]

"What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me."

[einion yrth]

FourWheelDrift said:

"What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me."

That's a guinea pig FWD

[FourWheelDrift]

Shhhh, all the rats look the same, besides have you ever tried to get a Hamster to pose Matrix style?

[yertis]

Ten posts without a comment about shoddy spelling... amazing.

[alfaman]

Is a "hampster" a posh hamster from Hampstead ?

[greenlandy]

Buy a cat. They'll soon get over thge hamster.

[mybrainhurts]

yertis said:

Ten posts without a comment about shoddy spelling... amazing.

I was doing my tax return. Sorry.

[yertis]

Cutting it a bit fine aren't you?

[vrooom]

Hamster dont bite unless you hurt the hamster. they are okay. watching them planning to escape...

[towman]

Stop taking the "p" out of his hamster!