australian theme fancy dress party
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easy - a pack of matches and feigning a pathalogical hatred of backpackers
or hire a 'ute' take a shotgun and hang around a lonely carriageway waiting for isolated tourists
or maybes snort some coke, get to the party tie a belt/tie round your neck and then tie it to the door handle while 'whipping your skippy'
dress as a drag queen and turn up in a pink bus.....
put on a few pounds die your hair blonde and masquerade as a cheating/sledging (but talented) spin bowler.....
or
go as Rolf......the only non-crim in Oz
(sorry Oz boys.....just kidding!)
or hire a 'ute' take a shotgun and hang around a lonely carriageway waiting for isolated tourists
or maybes snort some coke, get to the party tie a belt/tie round your neck and then tie it to the door handle while 'whipping your skippy'
dress as a drag queen and turn up in a pink bus.....
put on a few pounds die your hair blonde and masquerade as a cheating/sledging (but talented) spin bowler.....
or
go as Rolf......the only non-crim in Oz
(sorry Oz boys.....just kidding!)
Don't worry about what you wear, just ensure you spend all evening tediously decrying everything about the UK, and telling everyone you can't wait to go home, all the time safe in the knowledge you are never going to fack off and you'll still be in south west london spouting the same cack 5 years from now...
That would be very convincing.
That would be very convincing.
Go wearing a pair of battered jeans, some big clumpty boots, a leather jacket and a pair of Aviators. Get 'King Kong' 'tattood' (henna) round your belly button, grow a goatee, and conceal several knives and guns on your person, including a sawn-off .410 down the back of your jeans. Turn up in a stolen lime green Ford Falcon GTHO Phase III, and if anyone offers you drugs during the party, take them out back and kill them.
Chopper Read, you see...
Chopper Read, you see...
Captain Cooks Endeavour
Years ago I went to a FD Party dressed as Captain Hooks Pirate ship in Peter Pan.
Made it out of cardboard boxes.
One in the middle which you stand through and support around your waist using straps over your shoulders, then make up bow and stern sections. fit decks and place a couple of plastic plumpers pipe as masts. Paint the whole lot brown, using a black marker pen to draw the hull planking onto it.
Space for your tinnies in the hold. Ashtray on the deck and the Bowsprit for lifting the ladies skirts
You could even get yer tights on and go as Captain Cook in the middle of it all.
Years ago I went to a FD Party dressed as Captain Hooks Pirate ship in Peter Pan.
Made it out of cardboard boxes.
One in the middle which you stand through and support around your waist using straps over your shoulders, then make up bow and stern sections. fit decks and place a couple of plastic plumpers pipe as masts. Paint the whole lot brown, using a black marker pen to draw the hull planking onto it.
Space for your tinnies in the hold. Ashtray on the deck and the Bowsprit for lifting the ladies skirts
You could even get yer tights on and go as Captain Cook in the middle of it all.
richardthestag said:
Captain Cooks Endeavour
Years ago I went to a FD Party dressed as Captain Hooks Pirate ship in Peter Pan.
Made it out of cardboard boxes.
One in the middle which you stand through and support around your waist using straps over your shoulders, then make up bow and stern sections. fit decks and place a couple of plastic plumpers pipe as masts. Paint the whole lot brown, using a black marker pen to draw the hull planking onto it.
Space for your tinnies in the hold. Ashtray on the deck and the Bowsprit for lifting the ladies skirts
You could even get yer tights on and go as Captain Cook in the middle of it all.
A friends sister did something similar - went to a fancy dress party 'With a West Country theme' as a Combine Harvester
Everyone kept using her costume as a shelf for finished cans of cider...
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