ukBoB

[verminator]

My son said he heard then saw some hooligan
tearing around Eastbourne on sat in a yellow
cerb. said it sounded the dogs bits. was it
you ukBoB??:d:d

[UKBob]

verminator said:

My son said he heard then saw some hooligan tearing around Eastbourne on sat in a yellow cerb. said it sounded the dogs bits. was it you ukBoB??:d:d

First, define hooligan...

There'll be no escaping this one will there?

My first PH spotted though, Cheers mate

[verminator]

UKBob said:

[quote=verminator]My son said he heard then saw some hooligan tearing around Eastbourne on sat in a yellow cerb. said it sounded the dogs bits. was it you ukBoB??:d:d

First, define hooligan...

There'll be no escaping this one will there?

My first PH spotted though, Cheers mate [/q
[HOOLIGAN]... driving in an unconventional
and uninhibited manor, whilst at the same time,
being of some amusement to the general public

[UKBob]

verminator said:

UKBob said: verminator said: My son said he heard then saw some hooligan tearing around Eastbourne on sat in a yellow cerb. said it sounded the dogs bits. was it you ukBoB??:d:d First, define hooligan... There'll be no escaping this one will there? My first PH spotted though, Cheers mate [HOOLIGAN]... driving in an unconventional and uninhibited manor, whilst at the same time, being of some amusement to the general public

But who do you belive, your son or my good self?

[verminator]

Lets be honest uk, anyone who buys a cerb can
hardly be described as discreet but someone
who buys a bright yellow one just has to be a
hooligan. PS. are we going to see your new
pride and joy at the rose and crown this sun?

[maranellouk]

UKBob said:

First, define hooligan...

[doddze]

Bob bet the chavs have stopped trying to race you since you got the cerb

been kinda quiet in the S forum though...........

[UKBoB]

maranellouk said:

UKBob said: First, define hooligan...

I refuse to believe my therapists view that the first stage of a condition is denial

verminator said:

Lets be honest uk, anyone who buys a cerb can hardly be described as discreet but someone who buys a bright yellow one just has to be a hooligan. PS. are we going to see your new pride and joy at the rose and crown this sun?

Maybe Verm, Im waiting to hear from NCS on more local happenings, he recons there are plenty of eastbourne owners, shedloads in Sussex, but where do they meet? They might need a king in a golden Charriot to lead them across the countryside

doddze said:

Bob bet the chavs have stopped trying to race you since you got the cerb been kinda quiet in the S forum though...........

They're probably releived the S is nowhere to be found. Especially the last chap who was left looking on agog when I left him behind, lighting up the rears and smoking my way through red lights and oncoming traffic... by accident!

Just trying to keep a low profile, as best I can whilst popping and banging my way through Sussex at 4k revs in a yellow decatted cerb We could do with our own private tunnel Doddze

[redleicester]

doddze said:

Bob bet the chavs have stopped trying to race you since you got the cerb been kinda quiet in the S forum though...........

There's the worrying part - it only gets worse! I have more fools trying to race me in the Cerb than I did in the Chimaera!

Chavmobile last night - Mk3 Escort with baked bean tin attached to exhaust, plus rally-esque wobbly floppy dangly oversized mudflaps. Dual carriageway, me on the outside, approaching wide roundabout with both lanes going straight on. Chavboy takes inside line, cutting straight across my nose with inches to spare, and totters off making the inimitable sound of a wasp trapped in a biscuit tin.

Moi? Johnny Large Potatoes, opposite lock, and scream past his pansy DagenhamWagon sounding like a RR Merlin coming to dole out a damn good British-style thrashing.....

Strangely, he didn't want to play much after that and looked ever so sulky - but the Chavette in the passenger seat was piing herself laughing!

Trouble is, I think my Cerb-virgin passenger made a bit of mess of the seat....