Identify a biting insect?

[Blaster72]

Anyone know what this little critter is? Felt a sharp nip on the back of my arm earlier and found this chap having a go. It took a well aimed flick to dislodge him.





I know sweet fa about insects and the like so apologies if its an obvious one.

[carreauchompeur]

AIDS grasshopper.

[Blaster72]

Is that good or bad

[ikarl]

Yup, unlucky mate, you've def got aids now!

[bigkeeko]

Lymes Disease death beetle.

[viscountdallara]

Syphilis ant.

[Blaster72]

When I said I know sweet fa.....

[carreauchompeur]

viscountdallara said:

Syphilis ant.

[Stickyfinger]

Good news is you won't Croak....you only die from a AIDSFrog bite/lick

It will make you hopping mad however with a need to play rounders for the rest of your life.

ikarl said:

Yup, unlucky mate, you've def got aids now!

[Mr GrimNasty]

It's just a cricket.

[AdiT]

Mr GrimNasty said:

It's just a cricket.

Rounders is not the same as cricket.

[sad61t]

Looks a young female cricket along these lines:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tettigonia_viridissi...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tettigonia_cantans

[Mr GrimNasty]

AdiT said:

Mr GrimNasty said:

It's just a cricket.

Rounders is not the same as cricket.

I wouldn't know, it's all sweaty dumpy bondes and stoolball on my village green.

[viscountdallara]

Mr GrimNasty said:

It's just a cricket.

Does it love reggae ?

[Mr GrimNasty]

viscountdallara said:

Mr GrimNasty said:

It's just a cricket.

Does it love reggae ?

No, no, he love it.

[viscountdallara]