Osteopath hangover!
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srebbe64

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13,021 posts

268 months

Monday 3rd August 2015
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Am currently having a glass of red in a pub opposite my osteopath's practice. I hurt. Specifically my neck and back hurt!

At one point he put both my hands behind my head. Put his arms through them and starting twisting my back and neck. I yelped in pain and he stopped. He then said 'I'm coming again' to which I replied 'at least one of us is!'



Oldandslow

2,405 posts

237 months

Monday 3rd August 2015
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srebbe64 said:
He then said 'I'm coming again'
Sounds like a man that really enjoys his work. Did you check he was registered, or on a register of some sort?

rohrl

8,984 posts

176 months

Monday 3rd August 2015
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Qualifications required to set up in business as an osteopath -




Galileo

3,147 posts

249 months

Monday 3rd August 2015
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It will hurt even more later. And tomorrow you'll feel like you've got a fever. It's what comes with messing with nerves and stuff.

madala

5,063 posts

229 months

Monday 3rd August 2015
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..... I have never found them to be of help ....... frigging sadists if you ask me ........ frown

srebbe64

Original Poster:

13,021 posts

268 months

Monday 3rd August 2015
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Galileo said:
It will hurt even more later. And tomorrow you'll feel like you've got a fever. It's what comes with messing with nerves and stuff.
Yep. I've been getting nerves pinched by my vertebrae that send excruciating pain down my left arm. Apparently I might need an op this doesn't work. I'm told 90% get better after half a dozen sessions but I'm one of the 10% who hasn't. No fun at all. And, to compound matters, my Morgan is currently back at the factory with a chassis problem - it's come out in sympathy with me!

srebbe64

Original Poster:

13,021 posts

268 months

Monday 3rd August 2015
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Galileo said:
It will hurt even more later. And tomorrow you'll feel like you've got a fever. It's what comes with messing with nerves and stuff.
Yep. I've been getting nerves pinched by my vertebrae that send excruciating pain down my left arm. Apparently I might need an op this doesn't work. I'm told 90% get better after half a dozen sessions but I'm one of the 10% who hasn't. No fun at all. And, to compound matters, my Morgan is currently back at the factory with a chassis problem - it's come out in sympathy with me!

dudleybloke

20,553 posts

217 months

Monday 3rd August 2015
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The sign actually said Osteopathic TheRapist.

SeeFive

8,353 posts

264 months

Monday 3rd August 2015
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HerrSchnell

2,352 posts

230 months

Monday 3rd August 2015
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rohrl said:
Qualifications required to set up in business as an osteopath -
careers service said:
If you want to practice as an osteopath in the UK, by law you must be registered with the General Osteopathic Council (GOsC). To be eligible to apply for registration, you need to complete a course that is recognised by the GOsC...

Course providers offer different opportunities to study for a Bachelors degree in osteopathy (a BSc, BOst or BOstMed) or a Masters degree (MOst or MSc). Full details of available courses and providers are available at General Osteopathic Council: Training Courses .

Doctors and physiotherapists are able to take an accelerated course in osteopathy.

Courses usually include elements of anatomy, physiology, nutrition, biomechanics, pathology and pharmacology, in addition to over 1,000 hours of clinical training.
http://www.prospects.ac.uk/osteopath_entry_requirements.htm

OP - There are good and bad in all professions, if this one isn't working out for you ask around and try another.

Buster73

5,637 posts

184 months

Monday 3rd August 2015
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90% get better after 6 sessions.......ahh that old chestnut.

Must work most of the time ........to increase the osteopath's turnover.

Vacumatic

188 posts

144 months

Monday 3rd August 2015
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I went to one in Huddersfield, before I made the trip I asked him if he could fix the problem, he confirmed he could, not only could he not fix the problem but he caused much pain elsewhere. When I complained he could only suggest I saw another osteopath.

I should have sued him.

ClaphamGT3

12,250 posts

274 months

Monday 3rd August 2015
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In my - limited - experience, most osteopaths seem to practice fairly traditional muscular-skeletal manipulation much in the manner of an old-school Harley Street 'back man' so very much in vogue in the 50s, 60s and 70s. What worries me about osteopaths is all the alternative medicine ju-ju they wrap around what they do to make it seem 'scientific'