Funnies from the Mrs

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When Sommersby was released we went to the cinema to see it, for those that don't know it the leads are Jodie foster and Richard Gere

The basic plot is her husband goes to war for a number of years then when this man knocks at her door she doesn't know if it's him or not

As we were leaving, I said well that was a load of crap , how would she not recognise her husband

My wife replied, I can believe it's true

Really

Yes, if you went to war and Richard Gere came back I wouldn't say anything either

Then recently my brother in law told me his doctor said every man over 50 should drink a glass of tomato juice a day to help ward off bowel cancer

I gave her this information and every week tomatoe juice appeared in the fridge

Then I spoke with my brother in law again , he'd been for a checkup and the doctor asked him how his sex life was

Er fine, why

Well it's thought that as we get older and stop using things it causes changes in the body chemistry which is bad, less sex means more testosterone .

Once again I eagerly imparted this information

Her reply, you'll be fine, just have a w##k while you're drinking your tomato juice

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