Free apps on Amazon! Including Goat Simulator!
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What the title says. Visit Amazon, then the app section. http://amzn.to/1N5luFN
No idea how it makes sense commercially.
No idea how it makes sense commercially.
Saw Goat simulator once.
Assumed it was a joke...maybe not
ETA - Who knew?
Assumed it was a joke...maybe not
ETA - Who knew?
Amazon Goat Blurb said:
Product Features
You can be a goat
Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
In-game physics that spazz out all the time
Seriously look at that goat's neck
You can be a goat
Product Description
Coffee Stain Sale!!!
80% Discount for a limited time only!
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true!
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
You can be a goat
Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
In-game physics that spazz out all the time
Seriously look at that goat's neck
You can be a goat
Product Description
Coffee Stain Sale!!!
80% Discount for a limited time only!
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true!
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
Edited by Vocal Minority on Thursday 13th August 13:08
Edited by Vocal Minority on Thursday 13th August 13:08
Vocal Minority said:
Saw Goat simulator once.
Assumed it was a joke...maybe not
ETA - Who knew?
The physics is so awful it actually makes me laugh. I just flung a dead body around using my tongue.Assumed it was a joke...maybe not
ETA - Who knew?
Amazon Goat Blurb said:
Product Features
You can be a goat
Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
In-game physics that spazz out all the time
Seriously look at that goat's neck
You can be a goat
Product Description
Coffee Stain Sale!!!
80% Discount for a limited time only!
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true!
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
You can be a goat
Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
In-game physics that spazz out all the time
Seriously look at that goat's neck
You can be a goat
Product Description
Coffee Stain Sale!!!
80% Discount for a limited time only!
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true!
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
Edited by Vocal Minority on Thursday 13th August 13:08
Edited by Vocal Minority on Thursday 13th August 13:08
While the Amazon app store appears to be Android-only, Goat Simulator is also free on iOS for a little while 
http://uk.ign.com/articles/2015/08/12/ign-free-gam... - IGN's free game of the month.
http://uk.ign.com/articles/2015/08/12/ign-free-gam... - IGN's free game of the month.
Goat Simulator is one of the biggest pieces of crap I've ever played. The fact everything respawns and there are no consequences to your actions make the entire thing pointless. Have to credit their marketing though, they went after Youtube views with the OMG TEH RANDOM LOLS approach and it paid of
FreeLitres said:
Are you sure Goat Simulator is free?
It was a pretty short offer on Amazon, but it was definitely free; I downloaded it to my girlfriend's Hudl. Then I found it was the IGN free app of the month so got it free on iOS as well, which is still available until (I think) 6 September.Negative Creep said:
Goat Simulator is one of the biggest pieces of crap I've ever played. The fact everything respawns and there are no consequences to your actions make the entire thing pointless. Have to credit their marketing though, they went after Youtube views with the OMG TEH RANDOM LOLS approach and it paid of
Yes, it's pointless, the physics is awful. f
king funny for a while, though. Goat on rocket rollerskates on a trampoline with a burnt out Honda Civic attached to its tongue and orbiting the goat.Negative Creep said:
Goat Simulator is one of the biggest pieces of crap I've ever played. The fact everything respawns and there are no consequences to your actions make the entire thing pointless. Have to credit their marketing though, they went after Youtube views with the OMG TEH RANDOM LOLS approach and it paid of
To be fair, it was an april fools joke that people requested they followed through on. Gassing Station | Video Games | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff