Traffic Cops on Now!!
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paddy27

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1,745 posts

263 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2005
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Am watching it and they seem to be banging on about speed and thats it, then ou get a copper on and they list all the things they can't catch. The tone to me says that speed kills.
The're showing an accident and the commentator was suprised there was an accident as there are speed cameras on the road.
I give up.

Piglet

6,250 posts

284 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2005
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and did you see the layout of the junction that they showed. If Jo numpty can't deal with roundabouts whatever chance of they got of dealing with (what looked to me like) a slightly offset crossroads!! Do the speed cameras pick up those people - uh no!

busa_rush

6,930 posts

280 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2005
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More bullshit about speeding, when will they stop pedling this crap ? It's no wonder people don't listen and aren't interested.

mutley

3,178 posts

288 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2005
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Just been watching it, what a load of B******s!

Ican

50 posts

264 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2005
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Death rates up by 40%, says it all!

catso

16,440 posts

296 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2005
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scammeronovertime said:


(said whilst laughing) 3 points on my licence for speeding



Hypocrite

>> Edited by catso on Wednesday 2nd February 22:05

Wacky Racer

41,345 posts

276 months

alfaman

6,416 posts

263 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2005
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Lots of the stuff on the programme actually contradicted the "speed kills" and "speed cameras reduce accidents" theme anyway (programme editors a bit thick ?) :

1) Accidents in South Yorks up 40% despite massive increase in speed cams ( ahhhh ... so to use the "correlation = cause " twisted logic of the Govt . : the cameras must have caused the accidents)


2) FAtal bike / car crash : caused by biker being drunk / drugged / no brake pads (mmmm ... so speed not the prime cause then )

3) Interviewed Scamera operator seemed rather disappointed ( FFS !!!! ) that nobody was speeding past his camera - mentioned that some days they get mega £ k revenue : "some days we make £xxxx" :gleeful grin: - naling the lie that the Scamera partnerships would actually like drivers not to speed .

g_attrill

9,046 posts

275 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2005
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Yup, all the stories they feature say one thing, but the narration contradicts it. It's if they *want* to make one programme but the material they came up with didn't fit, so they thought "bugger it" and left the narrator's script intact.

Gareth

Fat Audi 80

2,403 posts

280 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2005
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Yep, complete load of bollocs that contradicted itself all the way through. Speed this Speed that, cameras here, cameras there. Oh 40% increase in fatalities....

Muppets.

Even the copper manning the scamera van had three points.... (And he was a traffic cop on overtime...)

The whole policing policy needs review.

P.S. I cannot beleive the cop let that 98mph motorway speeder WASTE his time for 40 mins pleading not to get done. I would have given him more points for trying to pervert the course of justice

WildCat

8,369 posts

272 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2005
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It was repeat of one that was on last year...

"If they reduce speed by 1mph - it saves a life !"

Ja .... we know it does NOT!

Und dann we had the chief cop state the obvious...that it does not catch the dangerous, drunk, untaxed und people who commit worse offences than speeding l ... like driving on the wrong side of the road....(this was after they filmed someone on Stocksbridge do this - but ... he was still at 60 mph....

Und despite the SPECS ... the motorbiker caused accident ...riding bike at 120 mph whilst completely bloot mit cannabis und drink ..und bike had not brakes either. No scam can detect a twazak! Und twazaks ohne COAST skills cause accidents!

As for the cop in the van... smugly saying he copped over 200 in couple of hours or so ...proud of the cash he generated. Muppet had also been copped for 72mph in a 60 mph zone ..... No matter ... his lucrative overtime sting more than covered the cost for him.....

Und as for poor young Bort.... the silver hearse mit the corpse late for his flight to his own funeral... It was a classic line "Speeding to the funeral - so disrespectful!"

Once attended funeral where deceased was late: he took a wrong turning. Guy was not known for being punctual in life ...und unfortunately, this was mentioned in the eulogy und I ended up stuffing a hanky in my mouth to try to stifle Und no-one dared look in eyes of each other or else

Und as for the whining fool - his poor wifey would have wet her knickers in the 40 minutes or so. There ist a women's portable urinal - Sally Traffic tried it out on the Vine prog a bit back.... She said it was "OK-ish once you got the hang of it."

Perhaps Strassen should add this to his list of "essentials" for the car!

>> Edited by WildCat on Wednesday 2nd February 23:00

Pies

13,116 posts

285 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2005
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WildCat said:


As for the cop in the van...


I was wondering about weather he would have shut the van door if the tv crew was not there,and therefore hide his sign

gone

6,649 posts

292 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2005
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If these types of programmes cause you lot so much consternation and they are all bollocks as you say, why do you bother watching them and even more curious why do you bother posting about them?

Strange!

regmolehusband

4,113 posts

286 months

Wednesday 2nd February 2005
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Could it be because it's a subject close to their hearts?

medicineman

1,822 posts

266 months

Thursday 3rd February 2005
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Count yourselves luck yyou don't live in the area! )

silverback mike

11,293 posts

282 months

Thursday 3rd February 2005
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It was a repeat, and not a very inspiring programme either, certainly not one of the best, you didn't miss much.

Well, I turned it off halfway so it might have been good in the second half!

r32

401 posts

281 months

Thursday 3rd February 2005
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Terrible program, but it was a repeat so turned off half way through.

Found what the CC of South Yorks said when talking about a road which had seen a high number of fatailities interesting.

can anyone guess from the lst below what follows this Statement he made?

He said, "..since the SPECS have been installed we have.. "

a) Seen a reduction in the number of fatalities on the road
b) Seen a reduction in number of accidents on the road or
c) Seen a 'change in driver behaviour'

As he was speaking in a documentary to be broadcast on the BBC you would think he would love the opportunity to trumpet how many lives the cameras were saving...

However, he picked c)

telecat

8,528 posts

270 months

Thursday 3rd February 2005
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r32 said:
Terrible program, but it was a repeat so turned off half way through.

Found what the CC of South Yorks said when talking about a road which had seen a high number of fatailities interesting.

can anyone guess from the lst below what follows this Statement he made?

He said, "..since the SPECS have been installed we have.. "

a) Seen a reduction in the number of fatalities on the road
b) Seen a reduction in number of accidents on the road or
c) Seen a 'change in driver behaviour'

As he was speaking in a documentary to be broadcast on the BBC you would think he would love the opportunity to trumpet how many lives the cameras were saving...

However, he picked c)


No Doubt the "Stocksbridge Cock-up"

Fat Audi 80

2,403 posts

280 months

Thursday 3rd February 2005
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gone said:
If these types of programmes cause you lot so much consternation and they are all bollocks as you say, why do you bother watching them and even more curious why do you bother posting about them?

Strange!


We just LOVE a good whinge!

MilnerR

8,273 posts

287 months

Thursday 3rd February 2005
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Had me ranting at the screen (something i always enjoy doing).
The message of the programme was that speed causes accidents. They then showed an accident caused by drink/drugs careless riding and having an unroad worthy bike. This was then followed by lots of reference to camers both fixed and mobile followed by the facts that road deaths had increased since their introduction. It concluded by saying the safety partnerships still had a lot to do to improve road safety!