You can tell you're back in England when...
You can tell you're back in England when...
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stuartmmcfc

Original Poster:

8,775 posts

223 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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Just back from our Jollies and the first think that struck me about being familiar at being back home was...
The cashier at the petrol station didn't speak English as her first language.









(Obviously they don't speak English as their first language abroad either, but you know what I mean wink )





masermartin

1,649 posts

208 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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stuartmmcfc said:
(Obviously they don't speak English as their first language abroad either, but you know what I mean wink )
No... No, I can't say I do, I'm afraid...

5-Oh

206 posts

138 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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So she's learnt the lingo, fair play to her. You'll find most countries have migrant workers, they do the stty hours and low paid stuff that nobody else will do.

crankedup

25,764 posts

274 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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And plenty more q'ing in France, come on over and enjoy all the benefits the U.K. has to offer. Can't blame them,but I feel that we should now close the gates and use the Australian system of points entry into the Country.

rohrl

8,984 posts

176 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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You have catseyes in the road.

They make driving at night so much easier than driving abroad.

Jasandjules

72,683 posts

260 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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Well, after driving 500 miles through Europe, within 10 mins of being back in the UK I was cut up on the motorway, had some tw*t doing 60mph in the outside lane getting in my way, and bounced through some craters. Oh, and the traffic, my word the traffic......

stuartmmcfc

Original Poster:

8,775 posts

223 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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I think I didn't make myself entirely clear.
I missed this aspect of the UK but it did remind me how much we seem to rely on immigration to fulfil these roles. In France I didn't encounter anyone but French nationals working behind the till at petrol services.
I don't think there is either anything either right or wrong with this situation, it was just different.

5-Oh

206 posts

138 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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Maybe they're just less noticeable there? Even the Norwegians have the Swedes coming over to work, bloody scroungers hehe

Back on topic - I went to Indonesia not so long ago, the traffic was horrendous and the standard of driving shocking, but everyone seemed to navigate around the chaos without too much aggression. Back in the UK, not even a quarter of the traffic, but much more aggressive drivers.

steveo3002

11,242 posts

205 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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i like how when you go to italy theres a italian guy on the customs desk , french guy in france and so on , get back to the uk and theres some random there to check you can come back

Leptons

5,493 posts

207 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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.... It's grey, pissing down and miserable.

x type

1,024 posts

221 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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You are all wrong

You know when you are back in the U.K. not just England cool

When after leaving the airport car park

you hit the first pot hole in the road for 2 weeks

TeaNoSugar

1,482 posts

196 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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5-Oh said:
So she's learnt the lingo, fair play to her. You'll find most countries have migrant workers, they do the stty hours and low paid stuff that nobody else will do.
Correct but you're wasting your time, this should be in News Politics and Economics where all the far right bellends can agree and come up with a long list of Daily Mail complaints about why everything's so st here - that's what the point of the OP is.

Thankyou4calling

11,040 posts

204 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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It depends where I've returned from and to really.

If I arrive at Gatwick, the first thing I notice us how well signposted everything is, the car parks or train station from the airport terminals.

Then when I get in my car the road signs are superb, far superior yo abroad.

Then when I'm on the move even though it's the motorway the countryside is lovely, it looks really green and dotted with nice houses.

Then I often need some fuel and the filling station makes those abroad look pitiful, it's spotless, well lit, open 24 hours and you can buy anything from a snack to virtually a full weeks shop.

I could go on but I find the things I notice compare very favourably.

mcelliott

10,583 posts

212 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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Every other fker is wearing a hi viz bib.

Gargamel

16,415 posts

292 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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Shops here are open between 12:00 and 2:00 - C'est Magnifique...


Kawasicki

14,416 posts

266 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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you see speed cameras everywhere

MitchT

17,159 posts

240 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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stuartmmcfc said:
You can tell you're back in England when...
You have to put your winter clothes back on and the price of everything doubles.

55palfers

6,395 posts

195 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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Also, let's not forget, we drive on the correct side of the road.

eharding

14,648 posts

315 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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stuartmmcfc said:
I think I didn't make myself entirely clear.
In France I didn't encounter anyone but French nationals working behind the till at petrol services.
How did you know if they were French nationals? - did you demand to see their identity papers?

soad

34,751 posts

207 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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Leptons said:
.... It's grey, pissing down and miserable.
Pretty much this. Even my italian friend agrees.