Would you have told her?!?!

[Jasandjules]

And if so how...

Let me paint the scene - just had a nice pub dinner and went to stroll out of the door when a lady staggered out of the toilets in front of us and proceeded out the door. Ignoring the staggering at 6pm for the moment, I caught a "scent" in the air. Then I glanced down to see a lump of what can only be described as brown material, about 2" long, stuck to the back of her leg........... Just resting on the calf really, sticking proudly out.

Now, I opted to move around her and get in the car. But then I thought, should I have mentioned it to her? If so, how do I address this subject to a lady in a short skirt outside a pub, who would appear to have had a touch too much to drink.......

Just for future reference in case this should happen to me again (hoping not).

[snoopy25]

wtf?!?!

[iva cosworth]

No.

Out of control drunks sometimes react badly to attempts at friendly advice.

[Axionknight]

Do you have her phone number handy?

[Forever Alone]

She probably did give a st and was trying to leg it before anyone saw.

[viscountdallara]

Ketamine ?

[Jasandjules]

iva cosworth said:

No.

Out of control drunks sometimes react badly to attempts at friendly advice.

This was my initial logic in just stepping past her........

[Emeye]

Anyone else get this advert?

Was it her?!?

[KFC]

I would have just concentrated on getting a pic of it on my phone.

[Billyray911]

KFC said:

I would have just concentrated on getting a pic of it on my phone.

Agreed.Pics or it never happened.

[daytona365]

Brown material ? Sounds like st to me. Maybe it's a new fad ?

[griffin dai]

Sounds like a typical Saturday night out in the Rhondda

[perdu]

Just this once I'm happy to take your word for it

Pics not required ta.

I might be going down the chippy for a six o'chips and a pickled onion soon

[goneape]

I'm familiar with the Rhondda (caves)... quite agree

Also. photo, ph, job jobbed.

[Jasandjules]

Billyray911 said:

Agreed.Pics or it never happened.

I rather wish I hadn't seen it, that is for certain.

And would you really take a pic of such a thing? I guess I am too old...

[Rich1973]

I would have told her in the form of a question.
'Excuse me my good lady, I was wondering, how does one manage to deficate on ones own leg' and point at the offending item.

[mybrainhurts]

Jasandjules said:

But then I thought, should I have mentioned it to her? If so, how do I address this subject to a lady

...Oi...st FOR LEGS

That should do it....

[Crush]

Sure it wasn't a tampon making a break for it? They look pretty evil and sticky when they've been used.

[mybrainhurts]

I think you fell for the joke leg turd.

Did she have one sticking in her ear?