Stuff from your computer.

[groucho]

Do you think there is some kind of radiation emitting from your computer that acts like a laxative?
It is very strange that every time I'm on my computer, I need a dump, even if I've had one ten minutes previously. True though.

Grouch.

[pmanson]

You need to get out more!

[einion yrth]

pmanson said:

You need to get more out !

[rsvmilly]

Just how are you operating your joystick?

[Balmoral Green]

You need one of these mate...

[coach]

Not had it myslef, but Mrs Coach has this same thing happen to her...

5-10 Mins in front of the computer and its Lynford Christie Time!

Coach

[JonRB]

I'm experiencing the phenomenon (do doo de do doooo) right now actually. However, I suspect it is probably due to making last night's curry a little too hot and this morning's filter coffee being a little too strong.

Too much information, methinks

[jacobyte]

I don't have that exact problem, but a very similar one:

Whenever I go into my garage to work on my car, I need a pee. Even if I've just been.

It usually attacks me just when I've wriggled into the correct position under the car and have just got my filthy arms between the steering rack and the exhaust manifold, balancing a 10mm ring spanner on a sscrewdriver at just the right angle.

Damn pesky hot diggedy dog-gone bladder!

[b17nns]

coach said:

Not had it myslef, but Mrs Coach has this same thing happen to her...

and Im sure she will be very happy to hear you broadcasting the fact on 'tinternet.

[S Works]

Do you drink coffee while at your computer?

If not you have IBS - see a doctor dude!!

[groucho]

S Works said:

Do you drink coffee while at your computer? If not you have IBS - see a doctor dude!!

No don't drink much coffee. I've just come home for dinner, so I thought I'll have a look in the pub (Pie & Piston) and guess what; yes you guessed it, I'm off for another.

Grouch.