You could not make this up
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I propose to form a new political party.
Manifesto pledges:
1. All prisons to be closed and prisoners released.
2. Huge compensation payouts for all prisoners for violating their human rights.
3. Legal amnesty for all past and future crimes of prisoners.
Now, where can I find people to vote for me?
Manifesto pledges:
1. All prisons to be closed and prisoners released.
2. Huge compensation payouts for all prisoners for violating their human rights.
3. Legal amnesty for all past and future crimes of prisoners.
Now, where can I find people to vote for me?

Ah, but there is a method to her madness
www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/viewarticle2.aspx?sectionid=845&ArticleID=926635
www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/viewarticle2.aspx?sectionid=845&ArticleID=926635
FourWheelDrift said:That's Equineist comparing that poor defenceless horsey to a labour MP
Plotloss said:
[pic]www.newmasters.com/Student%20Work/Horse%20LP.jpg[pic]
A vapid Labour minister yesterday...
Purely a result of Peterborough's inter-breeding. I believe the madness needs 4 generations to filter out.

You want to try living here and seeing that in the local rag most nights. Strangely, this is one of the best pics I've ever seen of her. It was in the paper a while back that she used to do exercises in the nude at a new house before she had purchased curtains
Back on topic, this proposal is another kick in the spuds for those of us who care more about standards and society than frantically grabbing any potential labour voter possible, and lets face it, which party do you think of as the criminal's friend?
There's a funny story about some mates of mine getting kicked out of the Great Northern Hotel for calling her ugly.
We were all sat in a curry house and I started
about how that's an abuse of parliamantary privilige and there's no way I would allow it to happen. I was very adamant how the woman IS ugly and it was merely stating the facts.
At this point another mate tapped me on the shoulder and pointed out that she was sat behind me
Nothing happened at all 
We were all sat in a curry house and I started
about how that's an abuse of parliamantary privilige and there's no way I would allow it to happen. I was very adamant how the woman IS ugly and it was merely stating the facts. At this point another mate tapped me on the shoulder and pointed out that she was sat behind me
Nothing happened at all 
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