The real highway code
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Steve_T

Original Poster:

6,356 posts

301 months

Friday 4th February 2005
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www.selfmadejournalist.com/newhighwaycode.htm

Hopefully I'm not repeating old news, but I found this a little too close to reality, but damned amusing none the less.

Steve.

Globulators

13,847 posts

260 months

Friday 4th February 2005
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www.selfmadejournalist.com/newhighwaycode.htm said:
On a two-lane dual carriageway you should stay in the left-hand lane until you need to overtake. Once in the overtaking lane do not return to the left-hand lane. It's for lorries. Don't worry about holding up the vehicles behind you - they're going too fast anyway.


God I laughed my tits off

JoolzB

3,549 posts

278 months

Saturday 5th February 2005
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That would be funny if it wasn't so true. What the law should be doing is introducing a points system for numptiness. 3 offences of numptiness and you're out, just allowed to drive say between 10:30 and 11 everyday, for the average speed of a numpty that would allow 10 miles of travelling everyday which should be more than ample.