Etiquette in the Gents

[sparkythecat]

We've had a thread on washing your hands - but how should you behave at the urinal?

Find out Here

[groucho]

Got the last 2 wrong. Great laugh.

[BliarOut]

Very good.... I actually got one situation wrong

[groucho]

I got the standing next to the big guy one wrong and the turning and walking out one wrong.

Grouch.

[BliarOut]

groucho said:

I got the standing next to the big guy one wrong and the turning and walking out one wrong. Grouch.

Never ever stand next to the big guy or the black guy

Redo the quiz 100 times

[groucho]

I didn't like the look of the bloke with open hands though.

[Balmoral Green]

Use a cubicle, particularly if you are over 40 and dont really need to go, your just being prudent before a long car journey. Risk of shy bladder syndrome.

[v8thunder]

In case of curry slurry, always take the cubicle - you never know what releasing your sphincter may do!

[DeltaFox]

BliarOut said:

[quote=groucho]I got the standing next to the big guy one wrong and the turning and walking out one wrong. Grouch.

Never ever stand next to the big guy or the black guy

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Whys that? In case youre hung bigger than him?

[ywouldi]

They left out the situation in which you see your best mate of 10 years. Never ever acknowledge him, even the briefest of nods in his direction is urinal suicide!

[anonymous-user]

DeltaFox said:

groucho said: I got the standing next to the big guy one wrong and the turning and walking out one wrong. Grouch. Never ever stand next to the big guy or the black guy

I was having a wazz off the Tyne Bridge the other night when a big guy came up and stood next to and began to do likewise.



I remarked conversationally that the water was a bit cold on the end of my John Thomas. He replied that he was a bit surprised at how deep it was.

[raf dug]

I got them all right apart from the last one

[Lois]

haha! never realised using urinals was so complicated!

[ferg]

anonymous said:

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You're joking aren't you.

One wrong glance......

[KingRichard]

... Some of us don't need to worry

[ferg]

KingRichard said:

... Some of us don't need to worry

True, but us straight guys are a bit more private.

[MilnerR]

anonymous said:

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You think thats complicated? Individual urinals are pretty straight forward. Its the long stainless steel troughs which pose even greater consternation. Trying to regulate pressure so as not to spray the 6'5" guy stood next to you

I don't expect girls to understand, they go to the loo in groups and talk to each other between cubicles (so i've been told)

[KingRichard]

ferg said:

KingRichard said: ... Some of us don't need to worry True, but us small guys are a bit more private.

[Lois]

MilnerR said:

I don't expect girls to understand, they go to the loo in groups and talk to each other between cubicles (so i've been told)

Of course, best place for a gossip! Doesn't always have to be between cubicals though!!!

[c c]

anonymous said:

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I remember a while ago I arrived at a certain bike parking area in Norwich. I had shut locked the bike when a man ran out of the underground gents. He grabbed me by the shoulders and started violently shaking me.

He was very agitated and started shout “Therese queers down there. Therese queers down there “
Then he ran off still shouting.
Needless to say I waited to use the loo in a nearby department store.


Also as a teenager I had an older gent try to chat me up in a loo. Not a very pleasant experience i can tell you.



Remember the golfing rules. Take a firm grip, keep your head down and don’t take your eyes off the bowl .



Disclaimer. I have no problem with consenting adults engaging in any kind of sexual acts. But please not in the public loos.