Saubers problem !

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Hinwil, Saturday. Despite having the best wind tunnel in Formula One, and with it a budget of around $10 million to operate the thing, Sauber have announced that the C24 has a fundamental design flaw. After a recent Barcelona test, Jacques 'Bloody' Villeneuve found the car to be some way off the pace, even by Saubers usual standards. The aerodynamic problem means that the car does not handle at all well at high speed, apparently a problem for Formula One cars. Wind tunnel boss, Willi Gofast said yesterday 'We completely forgot to programme into the computer the extra drag caused by Jacques 'Bloody' Villeneuves stupidly oversized overalls', he went on 'Its going to cost millions to alter the car as the overalls are apparently not going to be changed for a smaller size'. We asked Jacques 'Bloody' Villeneuve why he could not wear a proper pair of overalls like everybody else and he politely told us to 'sod off'.

Robbo
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