Is it possible to kill yourself 'unaided'?
Is it possible to kill yourself 'unaided'?
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anonymous-user

Original Poster:

85 months

Thursday 10th September 2015
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Daft topic of conversation at work today:

Would it be possible to top yourself without the use of any extraneous weapons or other 'aids'? No jumping off cliffs, under trains etc. - just your bare hands.

I have no intention of trying to find out, BTWsmile

Starfighter

5,352 posts

209 months

Thursday 10th September 2015
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Go to the beach, swim and just keep going?

No Bend

591 posts

153 months

Thursday 10th September 2015
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280E said:
Daft topic of conversation at work today:

Would it be possible to top yourself without the use of any extraneous weapons or other 'aids'? No jumping off cliffs, under trains etc. - just your bare hands.

I have no intention of trying to find out, BTWsmile
Daft topic of conversation. vomit

paul.deitch

2,317 posts

288 months

Thursday 10th September 2015
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There are lots of natural poisons available if that is your "thing" and many people have died from them accidentally.

AlexC1981

5,857 posts

248 months

Thursday 10th September 2015
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Tear into your wrists with your teeth until you bleed to death?

Tribal Chestnut

3,001 posts

213 months

Thursday 10th September 2015
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Starfighter said:
Go to the beach, swim and just keep going?
That involves using the sea.

Just hold your breath.

Tribal Chestnut

3,001 posts

213 months

Thursday 10th September 2015
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AlexC1981 said:
Tear into your wrists with your teeth until you bleed to death?
On a similar vein, pop an eye out and poke your fingers into the hole.

Keep poking until the job is done.

steviegunn

1,425 posts

215 months

Thursday 10th September 2015
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Simply stop eating and drinking, it will take a few days, but will work in the end.

Tribal Chestnut

3,001 posts

213 months

Thursday 10th September 2015
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steviegunn said:
Simply stop eating and drinking, it will take a few days, but will work in the end.
Boring.

Tear out your windpipe with your bare hands?

Hoofy

80,167 posts

313 months

Thursday 10th September 2015
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Go into the bathroom, close the door, dump Domestos, Toilet Duck and Cif into the toilet and give it a good scrub. Might gas yourself to death.

MrBarry123

6,109 posts

152 months

Thursday 10th September 2015
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Jesus... Some of these suggestions.

laugh

craigjm

21,690 posts

231 months

Thursday 10th September 2015
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Hoofy said:
Go into the bathroom, close the door, dump Domestos, Toilet Duck and Cif into the toilet and give it a good scrub. Might gas yourself to death.
I think that might class as being aided

Condi

20,546 posts

202 months

Thursday 10th September 2015
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Tribal Chestnut said:
Just hold your breath.
Not possible. Your survival instinct kicks in.



There were reports in Roman times of slaves and gladiators killing themselves by sticking their head in the wheels of the cart they were being transported in, and one guy who used the 'poo sponge' they used to wipe their arse, suffocated himself.

Somewhere some guy shoved his head into some railing and twisted his body until that killed him. Not so long ago from memory.

simoid

19,774 posts

189 months

Friday 11th September 2015
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Tribal Chestnut said:
On a similar vein, pop an eye out and poke your fingers into the hole.

Keep poking until the job is done.
Might paralyse oneself before one could finish the job eek

Is that punching the nose into the brain thing an urban myth?

dudleybloke

20,553 posts

217 months

Friday 11th September 2015
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Condi said:
Somewhere some guy shoved his head into some railing and twisted his body until that killed him. Not so long ago from memory.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2818612/Diner-gives-waiting-meal-Ukrainian-fast-food-restaurant-kills-outside-wedging-head-fence-twisting-neck-snaps.html

Digitalize

2,850 posts

166 months

Friday 11th September 2015
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Just force your heart to stop beating.

craigjm

21,690 posts

231 months

Friday 11th September 2015
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Digitalize said:
Just force your heart to stop beating.
How?

RobinBanks

17,551 posts

210 months

Friday 11th September 2015
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I don't agree that gravity is an aid. Anyone could fall off a cliff wittingly or unwittingly.

Baryonyx

18,294 posts

190 months

Friday 11th September 2015
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You could chew through your wrists and bleed out, if you were determined. I wonder, with a determined twist of the hands, could you break your own neck?

Pesty

42,655 posts

287 months

Friday 11th September 2015
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Rip your own throat out that's how real men do it.