Caption competition

[Kenty]

[9patch]

Queen...and when you have finished guard duty Phil you can make me a cup of tea.

[Einion Yrth]

I'd leave it a bit before you go in there, I had a curry last night.

[Pixel Pusher]

Your shift finishes at 11 dear. I'm orf to the bingo.

[Monkeylegend]

No funny marching when I've gone.

[Halmyre]

Shoulders back there you 'orrible scruff! Stand up straight!

[Pixel Pusher]

It's been a few years since I've seen you stood to attention with a hairy helmet.

[Monkeylegend]

Pixel Pusher said:

It's been a few years since I've seen you stood to attention with a hairy helmet.

He had one of those only last week, and Liz was in attendance.

[Pixel Pusher]

Monkeylegend said:

He had one of those only last week, and Liz was in attendance.

[kelk]

Queen - I can't believe that prank of asking you to wear those hats ahs lasted 50 years

[Undirection]

'Hehe, what a tt'

[Monkeylegend]

Did it go through your boot?

[craig_m67]

Last day as a knight of the Order of Australia, don't worry dear thre will always be other bigoted and homophobic right wing leaders to pander up to you

[Wacky Racer]

"Philip, take that bloody stupid uniform off and grow up"

[Chuck328]

Oh indeed Philip, keep those fingers behind and well away. After where they have just been. One can still walk though, just!

[mattdaniels]

"Sorry about that, one had the stilton at luncheon"

[kazste]

Now where did i leave that huge egg.