Morning Pee
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DragsterRR

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367 posts

138 months

Friday 18th September 2015
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In the news this morning was a research paper that stated that most mammals pee for roughly 22 seconds.
My Mrs reckons I'm a freak as my morning pee (as timed by her) has reached up to 1 minute 41 seconds.
Now personally I think she's the freak for timing it in the first place but...

Do I have a record breaking bladder or maybe a Hank Hill scale urethra or is that sort of timing for a morning pee normal?

22 seconds pffth...

0000

13,966 posts

222 months

Friday 18th September 2015
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Your "flow rate" must be tiny.

andy-xr

13,204 posts

235 months

Friday 18th September 2015
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constant flow for a minute and a half? I dont think I have the muscles to do that! I get to around 20 seconds or so and have to reload

There's nowt so good as that tingle up the spine after a right good piss though

WinstonWolf

72,863 posts

270 months

Friday 18th September 2015
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DragsterRR said:
In the news this morning was a research paper that stated that most mammals pee for roughly 22 seconds.
My Mrs reckons I'm a freak as my morning pee (as timed by her) has reached up to 1 minute 41 seconds.
Now personally I think she's the freak for timing it in the first place but...

Do I have a record breaking bladder or maybe a Hank Hill scale urethra or is that sort of timing for a morning pee normal?

22 seconds pffth...
She's a freak...

BoRED S2upid

21,129 posts

271 months

Friday 18th September 2015
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In the morning? That is a bit odd as your not drinking throughout the night it will be a short pee. I can easily pee for a minute mid morning once I've had a few coffees and have something to pee.

Laurel Green

31,282 posts

263 months

Friday 18th September 2015
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As any plumber will tell you; it's the flow rate that counts.

stargazer30

1,722 posts

197 months

Friday 18th September 2015
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100% flow rate. I, like you, can pee for what seems like an age.

Do you have boys? Ever wonder why they hose the entire area before getting it on target - that's flow rate too!

anonymous-user

85 months

Friday 18th September 2015
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You need a new stopcock

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

143 months

Friday 18th September 2015
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The gold standard is a policeman's horse.

cranford10

360 posts

147 months

Friday 18th September 2015
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I rarely break 30 seconds but my flow rate must be impressive. Mrs C likens it to the sound of Steptoe's horse

55palfers

6,395 posts

195 months

Friday 18th September 2015
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Furosemide!

Try that.

Then tell me about peeing.

MikeT66

2,693 posts

155 months

Friday 18th September 2015
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As long as you don't overfill the kettle you should be fine.

J8 SVG

1,470 posts

161 months

Friday 18th September 2015
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anonymous said:
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At festivals when stuck in a crowd I have rather shamefully had to resort to filling a paper pint cup and there have been times when I've had to be passed a second - not easy to stop mid flow!

(I know this probably makes me a terrible human but it only gets placed on the floor and tipped away from any feet, it's not launched like some!)

opieoilman

4,408 posts

267 months

Friday 18th September 2015
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Never timed myself, but one of our Jack Russells refuses to go out when it's raining, so will hold it for a whole day at times. When he goes out after that, I reckon he lasts a full minute and that's a pretty small dog.

HarryFlatters

4,203 posts

243 months

750turbo

6,164 posts

255 months

Friday 18th September 2015
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MikeT66 said:
As long as you don't overfill the kettle you should be fine.
Any excuse to bring this up smile

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Aldos Army

256 posts

221 months

Friday 18th September 2015
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1 min 40? That'd have to be a "sit down pee" !!!!

Baryonyx

18,294 posts

190 months

Friday 18th September 2015
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OP, do you have prostate trouble?

soad

34,750 posts

207 months

Friday 18th September 2015
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Mine is red. hehe

I blame pickled beetroot. whistle

castex

5,187 posts

304 months

Friday 18th September 2015
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Mine currently smells of asparagus. I don't know why I told you that.