Arms dealers
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DP1

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289 posts

252 months

Monday 21st September 2015
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Arms dealers; by all accounts a glamorous and exciting lifestyle (fit women, loads of cash, folk trying to kill you etc) but how does it work?

Do you sit there in your heavily guarded compound and wait for calls, buyers flicking through the equivalent of of an argos catalogue filled with tanks and other exotic hardware or do you go out selling?

When you have sold, where do you get the stock from? Do you ring up manufacturers and try to get a bulk discount, and if you can get the goods from arms manufacturers why don't the buyers just cut out the middlemen?

I know there are a few people bring stuff in from eastern europe but I'm thinking more like your Adnan Khasoggi types.

I would also like to say that this is yet another career that was not discused with me at school/college. Those careers advisors were bl**dy useless! I could be doing something really glam now instead of this (waves hand languidly across desk) ..........

MacW

1,352 posts

207 months

Monday 21st September 2015
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There was a great documentary a few years ago called Lord of War, narrated by everyone's favourite erudite Nicolas Cage Esq.

Should answer some of your questions.

SpeckledJim

34,531 posts

284 months

Monday 21st September 2015
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You start in the pub with a sawn-off BB, offer a good returns policy, and take it from there.

Ask me how I know.

GAjon

4,105 posts

244 months

Monday 21st September 2015
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You've got to hand it to them though.

GT03ROB

14,035 posts

252 months

Monday 21st September 2015
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MacW said:
There was a great documentary a few years ago called Lord of War, narrated by everyone's favourite erudite Nicolas Cage Esq.

Should answer some of your questions.
Rather a movie than documentary, but based on some true stories I believe.

Quite good as well. Especially the opening sequence.

Fittster

20,120 posts

244 months

Monday 21st September 2015
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DP1

Original Poster:

289 posts

252 months

Monday 21st September 2015
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SpeckledJim said:
You start in the pub with a sawn-off BB, offer a good returns policy, and take it from there.

Ask me how I know.
You are Big Vern and I claim my five pounds ..

soad

34,751 posts

207 months

Monday 21st September 2015
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227bhp

10,203 posts

159 months

Monday 21st September 2015
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SpeckledJim said:
You start in the pub with a sawn-off BB, offer a good returns policy, and take it from there.

Ask me how I know.
How do you know?
Yeah and don't point that thing at me like that, it might be loaded.

anothernameitist

1,500 posts

166 months

Monday 21st September 2015
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L Jackson, Doncaster
Withams

Chat to them

Pommygranite

14,472 posts

247 months

Monday 21st September 2015
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Contacts. Connected contacts.

You start with supplying other non lethal goods to military folk or defence contractors and seek out more deals.

At a guess.


SpeckledJim

34,531 posts

284 months

Monday 21st September 2015
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227bhp said:
SpeckledJim said:
You start in the pub with a sawn-off BB, offer a good returns policy, and take it from there.

Ask me how I know.
How do you know?
Yeah and don't point that thing at me like that, it might be loaded.
It is loaded, but it won't reach you over there near the toilets.

I sell all my sawn-off BBs at cost. When I finally find a buyer for all the left-over barrels I'll be set-up for life.

As long as I die Tuesday-week. Which in this game is quite possible.

hman

7,497 posts

225 months

Monday 21st September 2015
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Well I inadvertently discovered that one of my clients is an arms dealer - organised a meeting with him last week , he asked if I could meet him at the novotel near excel so I did. I wasnt expecting the London arms fair and the protesters, and the military ships, helis, Eurofighter etc that were all outside Excel.

Anyway turns out thats his main business and what I supply for him is a parallel product thats life saving instead of life ending.

Had to laugh at the protesters giving me dirty looks as I left the arms fair, I was tempted to lob my briefcase in their camp and shout FIRE IN THE HOLE!