Found me a Guru....OK, maybe not.
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So last night I was in a Hotel roof top bar in Hyderabad, India.
Went out onto the terrace to call my Wife and inadvertently sat in a seat already taken by someone else.
When he came back, I apologized and vacated the seat.
As a further apology, I sent him a beer against my tab.
Queue him to come inside and introduce himself.
Turned out to be a very interesting Homeopathy/Chiropracter chap who was quite anti-religion and very pro-nature.
He then set about listing natural medicines that would cure my Daughters Epilepsy, my Wifes Diabetes and my Hypertension.
All very interesting.
The first comment that raised an eyebrow was when he explained that his Wife had also suffered from hypertension and that it had taken some time for his medication to relieve the problem, pointing out that by then his Wife had gotten used to him having several girl friends !!!!!!!!
All the time he's telling me this stuff, he's downing his Corona's.
In between the deeply thought out advise, he tells me he was in Indian Special forces....eyebrows up again.
So after about five beers, he tells me his mother never loved him as he was illegitimate with a different father to his siblings.....composure slipping.
Beer six was the killer when he told me that actually humans are a very special and unique species and actually not evolved on Earth but from a different planet outside the Solar System, I was crying inside
With beer seven he informed me that because we are so unique in the Galaxy, Aliens from all over, visit Earth and carry out experiments on us.
Final act was to invite me to go down to the lobby wnd watch the lady's fall at his feet.
After he left, the Barman's only words were "He's nuts".
Went out onto the terrace to call my Wife and inadvertently sat in a seat already taken by someone else.
When he came back, I apologized and vacated the seat.
As a further apology, I sent him a beer against my tab.
Queue him to come inside and introduce himself.
Turned out to be a very interesting Homeopathy/Chiropracter chap who was quite anti-religion and very pro-nature.
He then set about listing natural medicines that would cure my Daughters Epilepsy, my Wifes Diabetes and my Hypertension.
All very interesting.
The first comment that raised an eyebrow was when he explained that his Wife had also suffered from hypertension and that it had taken some time for his medication to relieve the problem, pointing out that by then his Wife had gotten used to him having several girl friends !!!!!!!!
All the time he's telling me this stuff, he's downing his Corona's.
In between the deeply thought out advise, he tells me he was in Indian Special forces....eyebrows up again.
So after about five beers, he tells me his mother never loved him as he was illegitimate with a different father to his siblings.....composure slipping.
Beer six was the killer when he told me that actually humans are a very special and unique species and actually not evolved on Earth but from a different planet outside the Solar System, I was crying inside
With beer seven he informed me that because we are so unique in the Galaxy, Aliens from all over, visit Earth and carry out experiments on us.
Final act was to invite me to go down to the lobby wnd watch the lady's fall at his feet.
After he left, the Barman's only words were "He's nuts".
so called said:
So last night I was in a Hotel roof top bar in Hyderabad, India.
Went out onto the terrace to call my Wife and inadvertently sat in a seat already taken by someone else.
When he came back, I apologized and vacated the seat.
As a further apology, I sent him a beer against my tab.
Queue him to come inside and introduce himself.
Turned out to be a very interesting Homeopathy/Chiropracter chap who was quite anti-religion and very pro-nature.
He then set about listing natural medicines that would cure my Daughters Epilepsy, my Wifes Diabetes and my Hypertension.
All very interesting.
The first comment that raised an eyebrow was when he explained that his Wife had also suffered from hypertension and that it had taken some time for his medication to relieve the problem, pointing out that by then his Wife had gotten used to him having several girl friends !!!!!!!!
All the time he's telling me this stuff, he's downing his Corona's.
In between the deeply thought out advise, he tells me he was in Indian Special forces....eyebrows up again.
So after about five beers, he tells me his mother never loved him as he was illegitimate with a different father to his siblings.....composure slipping.
Beer six was the killer when he told me that actually humans are a very special and unique species and actually not evolved on Earth but from a different planet outside the Solar System, I was crying inside
With beer seven he informed me that because we are so unique in the Galaxy, Aliens from all over, visit Earth and carry out experiments on us.
Final act was to invite me to go down to the lobby wnd watch the lady's fall at his feet.
After he left, the Barman's only words were "He's nuts".
You had me at homeopathy. Nothing he said after that point was as mental as that!Went out onto the terrace to call my Wife and inadvertently sat in a seat already taken by someone else.
When he came back, I apologized and vacated the seat.
As a further apology, I sent him a beer against my tab.
Queue him to come inside and introduce himself.
Turned out to be a very interesting Homeopathy/Chiropracter chap who was quite anti-religion and very pro-nature.
He then set about listing natural medicines that would cure my Daughters Epilepsy, my Wifes Diabetes and my Hypertension.
All very interesting.
The first comment that raised an eyebrow was when he explained that his Wife had also suffered from hypertension and that it had taken some time for his medication to relieve the problem, pointing out that by then his Wife had gotten used to him having several girl friends !!!!!!!!
All the time he's telling me this stuff, he's downing his Corona's.
In between the deeply thought out advise, he tells me he was in Indian Special forces....eyebrows up again.
So after about five beers, he tells me his mother never loved him as he was illegitimate with a different father to his siblings.....composure slipping.
Beer six was the killer when he told me that actually humans are a very special and unique species and actually not evolved on Earth but from a different planet outside the Solar System, I was crying inside
With beer seven he informed me that because we are so unique in the Galaxy, Aliens from all over, visit Earth and carry out experiments on us.
Final act was to invite me to go down to the lobby wnd watch the lady's fall at his feet.
After he left, the Barman's only words were "He's nuts".
Pickled Piper said:
So that's your first experience with an Indian BS Merchant?
In fairness the "Special Forces" story is not India specific and has been pedalled by people of all nationalities all over the world.
Sounds like a fun evening.
Actually, at his initial level it was impressive. In fairness the "Special Forces" story is not India specific and has been pedalled by people of all nationalities all over the world.
Sounds like a fun evening.
It was great watching the beer wash his mask away.
I just remembered a little more detail on the homeopathy stuff.
For my wife and daughter he said they should bath twice a day and change "under garments" twice a day. (can't wait to tell my wife).
Also, no black underwear below the waist, also wear socks and clip finger and toe nails short.
I guess aliens are scared of getting scratched :-))
Oh, and apparently there are 63 alien species that visit us.
I didn't know Corona was that good???
Edited by so called on Wednesday 23 September 18:27
so called said:
...Beer six was the killer when he told me that actually humans are a very special and unique species and actually not evolved on Earth but from a different planet outside the Solar System...
I watched "Going Clear", the documentary about Scientology, on Monday and if you think that's weird you ain't heard nothing yet.AndrewEH1 said:
750turbo said:
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funkyrobot said:
22Rgt?
What the chuff does that mean??? Sorry but I'm a bit old m
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