This bloke at work keeps staring at me

[funkyrobot]

I think I have a stalker. Whenever I'm at work, this chap (who seems about ten years younger than me) keeps staring at me. When he is looking, he develops an odd twitch and dribbles a bit.

I'm not too fussed to be honest. But I'm part way through a gender change process to finally make me what I want to be, a woman.

If this chap comes and speaks to me, I don't mind engaging in a bit of fun. However, I do hope he is comfortable with my partly altered assets.

Anyone else had stalker issues like this?

[tumble dryer]

funkyrobot said:

I think I have a stalker. Whenever I'm at work, this chap (who seems about ten years younger than me) keeps staring at me. When he is looking, he develops an odd twitch and dribbles a bit.

I'm not too fussed to be honest. But I'm part way through a gender change process to finally make me what I want to be, a woman.

If this chap comes and speaks to me, I don't mind engaging in a bit of fun. However, I do hope he is comfortable with my partly altered assets.

Anyone else had stalker issues like this?

Unlikely.

[Jasandjules]

I bet he works in IT......................

[kiethton]

[AB]

Predictable

[Leicester Loyal]

Brilliant.

[Rh14n]

Don't worry, he's leaving soon

[Impasse]

Nice blouse.

[anonymous-user]

Maybe a fan of the crying game?

[Evolved]

Email him and let him know how you feel, also, include a pic of you in your best blouse.

[Wacky Racer]

Any relation to Nolar Dog?....

[Sushifiend]

funkyrobot said:

I'm not too fussed to be honest. But I'm part way through a gender change process to finally make me what I want to be, a woman.

Quite a few light-hearted responses, but here's a serious one. Your employer has a duty to ensure that you are not harassed at work, and if you think this may become a problem, then speak to a counsellors who specialises in gender dysphoria issues. One of the things they can do is speak to your employer on your behalf to ensure that they are aware of their responsibility to protect you from harassment.

Here's one that someone at my firm used:
http://www.positivebeams.com/transgender_counselli...

[Impasse]

Sushifiend said:

funkyrobot said:

I'm not too fussed to be honest. But I'm part way through a gender change process to finally make me what I want to be, a woman.

Quite a few light-hearted responses, but here's a serious one. Your employer has a duty to ensure that you are not harassed at work, and if you think this may become a problem, then speak to a counsellors who specialises in gender dysphoria issues. One of the things they can do is speak to your employer on your behalf to ensure that they are aware of their responsibility to protect you from harassment.

Here's one that someone at my firm used:
http://www.positivebeams.com/transgender_counselli...

Just in case.

[Joey Ramone]

Vulture sized parrot appearing soon

[Biker's Nemesis]

funkyrobot said:

I think I have a stalker. Whenever I'm at work, this chap (who seems about ten years younger than me) keeps staring at me. When he is looking, he develops an odd twitch and dribbles a bit.

I'm not too fussed to be honest. But I'm part way through a gender change process to finally make me what I want to be, a woman.

If this chap comes and speaks to me, I don't mind engaging in a bit of fun. However, I do hope he is comfortable with my partly altered assets.

Anyone else had stalker issues like this?

Right, I've never asked anything like this before but what's the mechanics of it when you have your chopper chopped off and will you have a working lady garden.

I am not taking the piss I am just a nosey so and so.

[Joey Ramone]

Another parrot incoming

[Biker's Nemesis]

[Wacky Racer]

Joey Ramone said:

Another parrot incoming

[Tango13]

Biker's Nemesis said:

Right, I've never asked anything like this before but what's the mechanics of it when you have your chopper chopped off and will you have a working lady garden.

I am not taking the piss I am just a nosey so and so.

Thinking of emulating Mike/Michelle Duff?

[mybrainhurts]

Biker's Nemesis said:

funkyrobot said:

I think I have a stalker. Whenever I'm at work, this chap (who seems about ten years younger than me) keeps staring at me. When he is looking, he develops an odd twitch and dribbles a bit.

I'm not too fussed to be honest. But I'm part way through a gender change process to finally make me what I want to be, a woman.

If this chap comes and speaks to me, I don't mind engaging in a bit of fun. However, I do hope he is comfortable with my partly altered assets.

Anyone else had stalker issues like this?

Right, I've never asked anything like this before but what's the mechanics of it when you have your chopper chopped off and will you have a working lady garden.

I am not taking the piss I am just a nosey so and so.

You've peeled a banana, haven't you?

Alternatively, invite Harriet Harman round and give her a wink and a Stanley knife.