A classic from the kids thread
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Amazed there isn't a long running one of these already but there doesn't seem to be so....
My nephew has just had his 'Birds and the Bees' chat with his Mum. Predictably his first reaction was 'Yuuuuccchh. I'm never getting married". Followed by 'So you and Daddy did it 3 times?" and finally "So can you do it with animals?"
My nephew has just had his 'Birds and the Bees' chat with his Mum. Predictably his first reaction was 'Yuuuuccchh. I'm never getting married". Followed by 'So you and Daddy did it 3 times?" and finally "So can you do it with animals?"
When my stepdaughter had reached the age of four, I had successfully taught her to concentrate on what she was doing.
She had finally realised that she may fall over or bump into something if she did not !
Cue the events of September the 11th 2001.
Whilst watching the television coverage of the awful crashes, she piped up,
" Look Dad..... that's what happens when you don't look where you're going " !
Seconds later she came out with, " He's done it again" !
A little bit of brightness on a sad....... still makes me smile.
She had finally realised that she may fall over or bump into something if she did not !
Cue the events of September the 11th 2001.
Whilst watching the television coverage of the awful crashes, she piped up,
" Look Dad..... that's what happens when you don't look where you're going " !
Seconds later she came out with, " He's done it again" !
A little bit of brightness on a sad....... still makes me smile.
ooo000ooo said:
Standing in the queue in the chippie with my 4 year old in my arms. Woman in front of me is of ample proportions, my son leans into me and whispers loudly enough for everyone to hear "daddy, she's a big unit, will there be anything left for us?"
Hope you were proud of him.
My lad who is 8 saw a couple of dwarves walking down an isle in Tesco's a while ago, he whispered quite loudly if the circus was in town, at another time he saw a dwarf pushing a trolley at Tesco's and asked where her legs where. I probably embarrassed my parents when i was small as well.
Walking around the supermarket with my 2 year old. She sees pictures on labels, and makes the noise. Cat food = MEOW, birds = TWEET, etc. Milk aisle = MOOO!
We turn a corner a very, very large lady who was wider than the trolley... my daughter points and says "daddy, look, MOOOOOOOO!" in a very loud voice.
Exit stage left.
We turn a corner a very, very large lady who was wider than the trolley... my daughter points and says "daddy, look, MOOOOOOOO!" in a very loud voice.
Exit stage left.
ooo000ooo said:
Standing in the queue in the chippie with my 4 year old in my arms. Woman in front of me is of ample proportions, my son leans into me and whispers loudly enough for everyone to hear "daddy, she's a big unit, will there be anything left for us?"
That is f
king hilarious!My 4 year old lad in a trolley in Tesco early Summer. The trolley had a 'steery wheel' which made moving straight down an aisle a bit tricky. My boy thought it was funny, which it was. However, I wasn't expecting what happened at the checkout!
"Daddy"
"Yes Fuffa"
"It's fooking knackered isn't it!"
Little monkey had waited for an audience.
There was laughter!
He said he'd heard his mummy say it about her hair dryer. Of course she denied it and blamed my Dad.
"Daddy"
"Yes Fuffa"
"It's fooking knackered isn't it!"
Little monkey had waited for an audience.
There was laughter!
He said he'd heard his mummy say it about her hair dryer. Of course she denied it and blamed my Dad.
My youngest brother was about 5 at the time, Mum had taken himwith her to visit a friend. As they were leaving in the car the friend waved goodbye, brother shouted back "Up yours!"
My son when little obviously felt his Mums (words cannot describe how much) pain in the backside friend had outstayed her welcome. Picks up her shoes, puts them by the front door and says "Go".
Me, apparently when a nipper- Mum takes me to a toy shop many many years ago to buy me a toy car. Shop keeper leans into shop window to get one and I say to him " Not that one you bloody idiot!"
Shameful i know.
My son when little obviously felt his Mums (words cannot describe how much) pain in the backside friend had outstayed her welcome. Picks up her shoes, puts them by the front door and says "Go".
Me, apparently when a nipper- Mum takes me to a toy shop many many years ago to buy me a toy car. Shop keeper leans into shop window to get one and I say to him " Not that one you bloody idiot!"
Shameful i know.
ooo000ooo said:
Just moved into our new house a couple of days and we're standing out the front talking to one of our new neighbours.
our youngest siezes the opportunity to have a nosey in our bedside cupboard and appears at the front door waving an adult "toy",
" mummy, what's this thing do?"
No way?! our youngest siezes the opportunity to have a nosey in our bedside cupboard and appears at the front door waving an adult "toy",
" mummy, what's this thing do?"
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