What's the worst raffle prize you've ever won?

[Kermit power]

I went mountain biking at Bedgebury last month, and in the café afterwards, they asked if I'd like to but a raffle ticket for charity.

Last week, I got a text to say I'd won a prize, and inviting me to come in to collect it, so I duly packed my middle offspring into the car, and we went mountain biking again yesterday.

With increasing anticipation, we approached the café to find out what the raffle prize was, and there, wrapped in a cute little bag with ribbons were.....

Three organic dog biscuits!!!

For the record, I don't own a dog!

Anyone else won anything of equally life-changing size?

[vikingaero]

Won an iPad once in a charidee raffle. Collected it. Got home and the box was empty and the iPad replaced with a bag of dirt to make the box feel heavy.

[Andyjc86]

Not a raffle, but a bottle trombola at my sons pre school. A bottle of ice tea, that was 2 months out of date!

[gizlaroc]

I won the raffle at a friends quiz night the other week.
I got to go up first and choose anything from the table.
I was by this time completely sozzled and in my panic I picked a bottle of......



Who needs another iPad anyway!!

[essayer]

Tickets to another raffle.


(Not winning ones either)

[Kermit power]

gizlaroc said:

I won the raffle at a friends quiz night the other week.
I got to go up first and choose anything from the table.
I was by this time completely sozzled and in my panic I picked a bottle of......



Who needs another iPad anyway!!

That's the perfect shooter when pissed!

[Nom de ploom]

not me but a colleague this week when we did a bake off for macmillan plus a raffle (£519 quid raised), this guy is about 16 stone and five 9.

prize?

One Yoga Lesson.

[RodMod]

I once won a huge jar of sweets,


I'm a type 1 diabetic

Rod.

[texaxile]

Not me, but my Dad (aged 81) won a "new mum's baby kit" comprising of bottles, teats, nappies, sudocrem, baby wipes and some linen cloths, a teething ring, swaddle blanket, bonjela and most useful to him, those pads that women put over their nipples when their tits are full of milk.

EFA apostrophe crimes.

[gizlaroc]

Kermit power said:

That's the perfect shooter when pissed!

I nearly got shot by the lads when I walked back with that and left a nice bottle of Mortlach sitting there.

Oh well, it tickled me at the time.

[wiliferus]

I won an exercise bike at a school raffle.

I was 7.

[Jimmy Recard]

A gardening book which I gave to someone for Christmas

[RichE92_330i]

A half used roll on deodorant, including hairs from the previous occupant.

[davhill]

I won a prize in the school gala raffle, when I was 11.

Electric razor. I kept it until needed.

[Puggit]

A bottle of whisky

Aged 7

[ApOrbital]

Some chocolate crap.

[Rostfritt]

A tub of body butter.

on two separate occasions.

[NRS]

Puggit said:

A bottle of whisky

Aged 7

I managed to get a bottle of Pina Colada at a similar age,

[Issi]

The bottle of Martini Rosso that my Mum had donated. I was about 12 (scouts Christmas do). She took it off me and put it back on the table for someone else to win.

[Tuvra]

4 cans of warm Fosters