Motoring joke.

[vrooom]

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.
Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four"
"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."
"You can't pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."

The Englishmen reply angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over, we want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with two guys in a Fiat Uno."

[DanBoy]

I like that Bill Bailey joke:

Three men walk into a bar, but one of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability...

[V8thunder]

What happened when they got to the Fiat Panda?!

[beano500]

It's on the shawn canary thread

[mybrainhurts]

How do you get 13 in a Daimler Double Six....?

[nicecupoftea]

Saab 9000?

I mean, the boot's big....

[v8thunder]

I'm wondering what would happen if a Mini 1275GT arrived

[srebbe64]

vrooom said:

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four" "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons." "You can't pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law." The Englishmen reply angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over, we want to speak to someone with more intelligence!" "Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with two guys in a Fiat Uno."

That's ridiculous. An Irishman would never know that Quattro means four!