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What is the best one you’ve ever done or heard about?
Not much into the really cruel/evil stuff but one from my uni days was like this:-
Pat – Whose room was next to mine, was a master at always having loads of mates in his room/loud music etc whenever anyone else had an exam or needed a quiet night. He was also forever ripping the piss out of others.
One day he told us that his g/f, who he had been seeing for about 6 months, was coming down to stay the weekend. Apparently they had never ‘gone all the way’ but she had told him that this was to be his lucky weekend… Because of this he asked if we could all disappear on the Friday night once for a few hours between, say 9 and 1. Not a problem mate we said.
At about 8.30ish they went off to get the Chinese they’d ordered and we were expected to be gone when they got back. We were, save that both my Warfdale E20 speakers had somehow been turned against his wall with the ‘Doop’ song (once heard, never forgotten) at full volume on repeat.
We took pity and returned an hour later to find that they’d spent almost all their time trying to find a way to shut the electric down but to no avail. Funny but he was always quite as a mouse if anyone needed sleep after that…
(Oh and yes he did get his ‘oats’ in the end after we’d gone again)
Not much into the really cruel/evil stuff but one from my uni days was like this:-
Pat – Whose room was next to mine, was a master at always having loads of mates in his room/loud music etc whenever anyone else had an exam or needed a quiet night. He was also forever ripping the piss out of others.
One day he told us that his g/f, who he had been seeing for about 6 months, was coming down to stay the weekend. Apparently they had never ‘gone all the way’ but she had told him that this was to be his lucky weekend… Because of this he asked if we could all disappear on the Friday night once for a few hours between, say 9 and 1. Not a problem mate we said.
At about 8.30ish they went off to get the Chinese they’d ordered and we were expected to be gone when they got back. We were, save that both my Warfdale E20 speakers had somehow been turned against his wall with the ‘Doop’ song (once heard, never forgotten) at full volume on repeat.
We took pity and returned an hour later to find that they’d spent almost all their time trying to find a way to shut the electric down but to no avail. Funny but he was always quite as a mouse if anyone needed sleep after that…
(Oh and yes he did get his ‘oats’ in the end after we’d gone again)
When I was about 14 at Alton Towers I went on the Thunderlooper (no longer there thank feck). Sat in, and pretty nervous the chap comes round checking the harness things. He obviously has some kind of foot release which he unbeknown to me presses then lifts my harness up a good 6-8inches and says 'yours is a bit broken, you'll have to hold on but should be ok'! Then the ride starts - me mid way through 'ill wait for the next one....' Cnut!
We took some unsuspecting friends to a 'haunted' house in our teens.
Unbeknown to them, we had made a tape of screaming women and other eerie sounds (bbc sound effect tape). We left the tape player under some stairs earlier in the day.
When we got to the house at night, I went on ahead, pressed play and let the tape do the rest as we explored the building.
The long pauses of silence created a proper real time effect and I swear, one of our friends did literally shit their pants.
Unbeknown to them, we had made a tape of screaming women and other eerie sounds (bbc sound effect tape). We left the tape player under some stairs earlier in the day.
When we got to the house at night, I went on ahead, pressed play and let the tape do the rest as we explored the building.
The long pauses of silence created a proper real time effect and I swear, one of our friends did literally shit their pants.
Both way too long to type in full glory, but essentially a friend of mine convinced a mates girlfried that he had a twin brother pretty much the exact opposite of him. Even pulled off a meeting with all of us with him as the mythical brother. Highlight was a few months later when we had all forgotten and she turned up at his birthday party with an extra card to pass on She still doesnt know.
Same guy, convincing someone he works with that he got a girl pregnant at last years christmas party and she keeps coming in looking for him. Totally ace as it just planted enough doubt into his head without being blatant about it.
She still doesnt know. Same guy, convincing someone he works with that he got a girl pregnant at last years christmas party and she keeps coming in looking for him. Totally ace as it just planted enough doubt into his head without being blatant about it.
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