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ORD

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18,186 posts

156 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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My 997 is going in for some work this weekend (boring stuff plus a PSE retrofit). I will have the honour, for a few days, of driving a Citreon Cactus as a courtesy car!

I know that I should, in typical PH fashion, be spitting nails and crying about it. But I am actually looking forward to prating around in a st-mobile for a few days. I know it's a crap car, but new is always interesting at least for a few hundred miles.

Anyone else had a comedy courtesy car from an OPC?

RVVUNM

1,913 posts

238 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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Great attitude and how refreshing, after all it's a free car.

TheDeadPrussian

879 posts

246 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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Yes - they once gave me a Boxster S! tongue out

ORD

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18,186 posts

156 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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TheDeadPrussian said:
Yes - they once gave me a Boxster S! tongue out
Jokers! Everyone knows the 2.7 is more fun.

SL550M

633 posts

139 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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I once got a Ford Fiesta when my 550 Maranello was in for a service at a Ferrari main dealer (won't name and shame!). I must confess I did a bit of a double take when they showed me what I was getting, but I wasn't in the mood for complaining.

ORD

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156 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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I think I am still winning. Fiestas are good little cars.

tuffer

9,006 posts

296 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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By all accounts the Cactus is a good car.

ORD

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Thursday 5th November 2015
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tuffer said:
By all accounts the Cactus is a good car.
Not on the basis of the reviews I have read, but I'll give it a thrashing and let you know my thoughts.

tuffer

9,006 posts

296 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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ORD said:
tuffer said:
By all accounts the Cactus is a good car.
Not on the basis of the reviews I have read, but I'll give it a thrashing and let you know my thoughts.
What Car, Car of the Year 2015......Can't be bad.

Laphroaig

26,140 posts

243 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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ORD said:
My 997 is going in for some work this weekend (boring stuff plus a PSE retrofit). I will have the honour, for a few days, of driving a Citreon Cactus as a courtesy car!

I know that I should, in typical PH fashion, be spitting nails and crying about it. But I am actually looking forward to prating around in a st-mobile for a few days. I know it's a crap car, but new is always interesting at least for a few hundred miles.

Anyone else had a comedy courtesy car from an OPC?
The dangerous bit comes when you start to wonder what you forked out all that money for, when the 'crap' car does everything just as well.

ORD

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Thursday 5th November 2015
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anonymous said:
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That award is a joke. It's a car award that says almost nothing at all about the car. It's almost surreal.

ORD

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Thursday 5th November 2015
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Laphroaig said:
The dangerous bit comes when you start to wonder what you forked out all that money for, when the 'crap' car does everything just as well.
Not much a risk of that given that I will be driving some excellent roads that are perfect for a 911 and less so for a soggy French faux-by-faux.

threespires

4,465 posts

240 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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The C4 Cactus continues to delight thanks to its clever design. Few cars provide such a relaxing experience behind the wheel – it’s equally at home around town, on a motorway jaunt and, as I discovered, on steep and twisty West Country roads.

http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/citroen/c4/91087/long...

ORD

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156 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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Most of the reviews are pretty bad, but it is possible to find decent ones. As I say, I'll give it a write up on here next week in case anyone is interested. I still haven't got round to giving my thoughts on the 997, so will do that soon, too.

ORD

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Thursday 5th November 2015
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Didn't the Pug 208 win one of those recently? The cars that win are often not only not class leading but amogst the worst cars in the relevant class.

Jim1556

1,838 posts

185 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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Didn't the Fiat Multipla once win European car of the year? vomit

mollytherocker

14,459 posts

238 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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I used have a new Honda Accord Sport. Nice car actually.

On one service, they gave me a pink Jazz!

It didnt bother me at all, made me laugh. And it was actually a good little motor.

neilf

1,051 posts

140 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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Always offered something nice from my OPC as a courtesy car. Most recently a 991 S with 7 miles on the clock. Sister in Law wasn't impressed when she took her Cayenne Turbo in for some warranty work at the same OPC a few days later. All she was offered was a lift to work in a Polo!

Krobar

286 posts

136 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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I had a Chevrolet Matiz Auto once for a courtesy car a few years back. Could drive most of the commute with the accelerator pinned, downhill it could almost reach 85 and serious corner lean meant not much speed was needed for a sort of laughable excitement.

Edit: Should add it wasn't a Porsche dealer

Edited by Krobar on Thursday 5th November 23:23

Shewie

560 posts

219 months

Thursday 5th November 2015
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The Talbot Horizon was pretty bad!!

Back on topic, I've normally been quite lucky with courtesy cars, although I was once promised a Cayman S so had planned a bit of a bit of a jolly, only to turn up and find I'd got a Mini Countryman ... To be fair when I mentioned it to the salesman he sorted out a 991 C4S, so happy days! Generally I'll take what I'm given as essentially it's a free car, but in that instance I'd had my expectations raised enough to complain.