Rich Beyond my Wildest Dreams
Rich Beyond my Wildest Dreams
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Eric Mc

Original Poster:

125,870 posts

296 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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They've finally found me. Aren't I lucky -

Federal Government of Nigeria
Office of the Secretary to the Government of the Federation.
Shehu Shagari Way
11th Floor
Abuja, Federal Capital Territory
Nigeria

Attn: Beneficiary

The Federal Government of Nigeria in a bid to fight corruption and to launder the good image of the Nation has succeeded in recovering Billions of Dollars looted by officials of the past administration and as such the new Government headed by the incorruptible President; Retired General Mohammadu Buhari has vowed to use part of the recovered funds to offset all unpaid Contract and Inheritance funds being owed by the past Government institutions and Banks. This is one of the measures the President has decided to use in redeeming the image of our Country; Nigeria.

Obviously, it shouldn’t come to you as a surprise having your name here in our file as one of the beneficiaries on the list. The amount stated on the documents/file before us to be released to you is USD$15,500,000.00 (Fifteen Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only).

In your response, we expect you to indicate among the Two Categories where you fall into as we do not have the detail apart from the amount as stated above:

Category “A”: Contract.
Category “B” : Inheritance.

We need the above information to enable us have a straight record as the past administrators destroyed most of the files/documents where the details of the information are kept, they did so set fire in offices in order to cover up all the funds they looted.

Finally, kindly furnish us with the following information:

Your full names:
Office or home Address:
Sex:
Date of Birth (DOB):
Telephone Number (Mobile):

Your maximum Co-operation is required to enable us release your fund fast.

Warm Regards,

Mr. Francis Olumide
Personal Assistant
Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF).

TheLordJohn

5,746 posts

177 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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Eric Mc said:
They've finally found me. Aren't I lucky -

Federal Government of Nigeria
Office of the Secretary to the Government of the Federation.
Shehu Shagari Way
11th Floor
Abuja, Federal Capital Territory
Nigeria

Attn: Beneficiary

The Federal Government of Nigeria in a bid to fight corruption and to launder the good image of the Nation has succeeded in recovering Billions of Dollars looted by officials of the past administration and as such the new Government headed by the incorruptible President; Retired General Mohammadu Buhari has vowed to use part of the recovered funds to offset all unpaid Contract and Inheritance funds being owed by the past Government institutions and Banks. This is one of the measures the President has decided to use in redeeming the image of our Country; Nigeria.

Obviously, it shouldn’t come to you as a surprise having your name here in our file as one of the beneficiaries on the list. The amount stated on the documents/file before us to be released to you is USD$15,500,000.00 (Fifteen Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only).

In your response, we expect you to indicate among the Two Categories where you fall into as we do not have the detail apart from the amount as stated above:

Category “A”: Contract.
Category “B” : Inheritance.

We need the above information to enable us have a straight record as the past administrators destroyed most of the files/documents where the details of the information are kept, they did so set fire in offices in order to cover up all the funds they looted.

Finally, kindly furnish us with the following information:

Your full names:
Office or home Address:
Sex:
Date of Birth (DOB):
Telephone Number (Mobile):

Your maximum Co-operation is required to enable us release your fund fast.

Warm Regards,

Mr. Francis Olumide
Personal Assistant
Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF).
Fantastic! Drinks on you.
If you forward me the email, and I reply with all the correct info, will I get £15 mil aswell!?

Eric Mc

Original Poster:

125,870 posts

296 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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Sorry, I'm keeping it all for myself.

TwigtheWonderkid

49,231 posts

181 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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Apparently these Nigerian type emails are being sent by companies fishing for live email addresses. They are hoping that most people will know it's a scam by now but think they are being clever by replying to the email saying "fk off you scamming scumbag."

Then the firm know it's a live email address and can sell the details on for a much higher price.

So don't be tempted to reply.

Eric Mc

Original Poster:

125,870 posts

296 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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And what will they do next?

soad

34,743 posts

207 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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Lend us a fiver? wink

Pints

18,451 posts

225 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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Eric Mc said:
And what will they do next?
Offer you Viagra at "too good to refuse" prices.

Every cloud...

Cliftonite

8,753 posts

169 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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I'd reply, but I never have any sex to tell them about.

frown


Eric Mc

Original Poster:

125,870 posts

296 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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Pints said:
Eric Mc said:
And what will they do next?
Offer you Viagra at "too good to refuse" prices.

Every cloud...
If it was unlimited Airfix or Hasegawa kits I might be more tempted.

Vipers

33,524 posts

259 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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Eric Mc said:
Sorry, I'm keeping it all for myself.
Your being scammed Eric I tell you, ............. They told me it was me, biggrin




smile

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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Congratulations, Eric. Hell, you'll be able to buy Scunthorpe...

And more plastic bags than you'll ever need.

Eric Mc

Original Poster:

125,870 posts

296 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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mybrainhurts said:
Congratulations, Eric. Hell, you'll be able to buy Scunthorpe...

And more plastic bags than you'll ever need.
Gosh - I'd never have thought of that. Where's Shorpe?

joscal

2,616 posts

231 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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Make sure you get sound financial advice.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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joscal said:
Make sure you get sound financial advice.
He'll be giving himself a good talking to...smile

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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Eric Mc said:
mybrainhurts said:
Congratulations, Eric. Hell, you'll be able to buy Scunthorpe...

And more plastic bags than you'll ever need.
Gosh - I'd never have thought of that. Where's Shorpe?
I don't know, but I hear it's nice at this time of year..

But why did you censor Scunthorpe...?

Eric Mc

Original Poster:

125,870 posts

296 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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mybrainhurts said:
I don't know, but I hear it's nice at this time of year..

But why did you censor Scunthorpe...?
It wasn't me.

Maybe the place needs censoring.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

154 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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Go to a website called 419 eater

They expertly scam the scammers

rxtx

6,053 posts

241 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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Thanks for posting your spam email here Eric.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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rxtx said:
Thanks for posting your spam email here Eric.
You're going to use it now, aren't you?

hehe

rfisher

5,067 posts

314 months

Sunday 22nd November 2015
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There's a whoosh in here, I can tell.

Somebody ask MBH how he defeated the Scunny censor before he explodes.

We all know the song don't we ...

Who put the in Shorpe, who put the turd in Saturday.