Do not eat fried chicken...and other life tips

[Itsallicanafford]

...this is the most important thing life has taught me so far, impart the sum of your knowledge here.

[Condi]

Eh? What is so wrong about a KFC that you have a rule in your life to prevent it?

[Pebbles167]

Bring a bag if you intend to use the tradesmen's entrace. You'll be leaving with plenty of st.

[Pints]

Condi said:

Eh? What is so wrong about a KFC that you have a rule in your life to prevent it?

In fairness, I had a piece of KFC fried chicken last weekend - rather than a burger or wrap, as I'd usually have - and the effects were rather unpleasant.

[MG CHRIS]

Don't get married.

[Monkeylegend]

Condi said:

Eh? What is so wrong about a KFC that you have a rule in your life to prevent it?

He can't afford it.

[glenrobbo]

Always remember:

"There is no fate but that which we make for ourselves."

[trickywoo]

glenrobbo said:

Always remember:

"There is no fate but that which we make for ourselves."

That's bks

[glenrobbo]

trickywoo said:

glenrobbo said:

Always remember:

"There is no fate but that which we make for ourselves."

That's bks

Sarah Connor passed that pearl of wisdom on to her son John, so it must be true.

Anyway....

MG CHRIS said:

Don't get married.

I rest my case....

[NickM450]

MG CHRIS said:

Don't get married.

To a lesbian

[Negative Creep]

It's not gay if it's in a three way

[ikarl]

Negative Creep said:

It's not gay if it's in a three way

Unless it's three men, in which case, it's very gay!

[tobinen]

"If in doubt, whip it out."

[YankeePorker]

Empty your spuds frequently, it's good for your prostate.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

On the food front, never eat cereal that changes the colour of the milk.

[littleredrooster]

Keep the shower curtain inside the bath.

[dudleybloke]

UTBNB.

[davhill]

MG CHRIS said:

Don't get married.

...to a functioning alcoholic. Bottled mental every night.

[Negative Creep]

ikarl said:

Negative Creep said:

It's not gay if it's in a three way

Unless it's three men, in which case, it's very gay!

Oh crap, good point.............

[StuTheGrouch]

YankeePorker said:

Empty your spuds frequently, it's good for your prostate.

Define 'frequently'