Your car is shit
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Some chav yelled it out this morning, after Eezeegeezer and I had finished washing our cars and were cruising through town 
Id like to think he was shouting at geezer
but he was looking my girlfriend in the eye when he said it. Whats with people like??
The entertainment factor outweighs the negative though
Owning a cerbera is like... nothing else!! 
Id like to think he was shouting at geezer
but he was looking my girlfriend in the eye when he said it. Whats with people like?? The entertainment factor outweighs the negative though
Owning a cerbera is like... nothing else!! 
daggart said:Oh come on mate. My first car was a V8S, I spent more money ON the car in 6 months, than many of the "horror story" cerb owners spend on their cerbs in a bad year. Was it worth it, even though Im not wealthy by any stretch? You bet! There is nothing like a TVR
After all the crap i went through with my Cerbera if some lad shouted out 'your cars shit ' i'd of shaken him by the hand,he'd of been spot on.
A cerbera is oral sex on wheels. Most will agree that as far as TVR goes, nothing else will bring more grins and pleasure, as a 'sensible' or daily driver car, a better more fun car does not exist.
A Mclarren f1 will set you back 25k for a service. Whats 5k in a very bad year of cerb ownership? Same performance arena, innit? (close enough)
shadowninja said:We were talking about you and that spitting incident today. Whats sad is the fact that we will always share our world with people like that. I vote for "run them over" laws to be introduced
Pure jealousy. He knows deep down your car is awesome and can't get round the fact that his life is so shit that he will never own one. At least he didn't throw a brick at you or something.
Someone spat on my car once when it was parked up. Oh no.
UKBob said:
Pure jealousy. He knows deep down your car is awesome and can't get round the fact that his life is so shit that he will never own one. At least he didn't throw a brick at you or something.
Someone spat on my car once when it was parked up. Oh no.
We were talking about you and that spitting incident today.
Cor I'm famous... people talk about me... or did you mean "plot"?
UKBob said:
Whats sad is the fact that we will always share our world with people like that. I vote for "run them over" laws to be introduced
hehe. if only.
This would seem a good time to re-run my best-ever-line
Man in white van overtakes me in the griff doing coffee beans as he passes.
At the next set of lights he stops in the outside lane, and I pull up on his nearside, p1ssing myself laughing.
His passenger opens his window and says 'what the f***'s so funny, b1tch? (they are all charm, these white van drivers)
So I do the coffee beans thing back at him and say 'girls don't do it like that mate'.
Then scarper
By the way, my other car's a Skoda too
Man in white van overtakes me in the griff doing coffee beans as he passes.
At the next set of lights he stops in the outside lane, and I pull up on his nearside, p1ssing myself laughing.
His passenger opens his window and says 'what the f***'s so funny, b1tch? (they are all charm, these white van drivers
) So I do the coffee beans thing back at him and say 'girls don't do it like that mate'.
Then scarper
By the way, my other car's a Skoda too
I've not heard that one before, asking the missus for a drink, will never be the same again D'you know....I can quite honestly say that we have never had a negative comment about the Cerb.
I don't know what I say if someone was nasty about it...I'd be too surprised I think...and I'm not usually lost for words that's for sure.
Okay...so we get the michael taken out of us by you lot re the yellow wheels....but never any nasty, vindictive stuff from the public.
The last time we went out in it..creaming along on the outside lane the Volvo in the middle lane wound down his window as we approached and stuck his mobile out of the window as we went past...
..//P//
>> Edited by yellow peril on Wednesday 16th February 16:10
I don't know what I say if someone was nasty about it...I'd be too surprised I think...and I'm not usually lost for words that's for sure.
Okay...so we get the michael taken out of us by you lot re the yellow wheels..
..but never any nasty, vindictive stuff from the public. The last time we went out in it..creaming along on the outside lane the Volvo in the middle lane wound down his window as we approached and stuck his mobile out of the window as we went past...
..//P// >> Edited by yellow peril on Wednesday 16th February 16:10
KER!!" once... I shouldnt bicth and moan, TVR ownership is the most constantly 'positive' experience anyone could have Within 10 minutes of driving tonight, I got 'nice car' from 3 adults, 'Cerbera!' from a group of 20 somethings, on my way out of a cul de sac I was camera phoned by the teens who watched me pull in. Heard another yoof shout TVR this morning, was called sexy (last night I think) by some pretty young ladies outside the shops (slags at best if im honest ) 
Negative remarks arnt worth a second thought.
Within 10 minutes of driving tonight, I got 'nice car' from 3 adults, 'Cerbera!' from a group of 20 somethings, on my way out of a cul de sac I was camera phoned by the teens who watched me pull in. Heard another yoof shout TVR this morning, was called sexy (last night I think) by some pretty young ladies outside the shops (slags at best if im honest ) Negative remarks arnt worth a second thought.
i think he probibley owned one in the past and was talking about build quality and judging by a lot of the threads, reliability ,
i like my cars like my femails,dont care what they look like as long as they GO LIKE FCUK AND CAN TAKE THE PACE,nice if they look nice too, but like i said to my ex hair dresser do you think i care if it looks good or not,i only have to look at it on in the morning (and then my eyes are half shut) this atracts , embarasing unwanted attention in my views.(must get my windows tinted at some point)
bring on the dirty slappers
i like my cars like my femails,dont care what they look like as long as they GO LIKE FCUK AND CAN TAKE THE PACE,nice if they look nice too, but like i said to my ex hair dresser do you think i care if it looks good or not,i only have to look at it on in the morning (and then my eyes are half shut) this atracts , embarasing unwanted attention in my views.(must get my windows tinted at some point)
bring on the dirty slappers
Pulling out of tesco last night, I heard the honking and wailing of a motorbike horn. The driver was alerting his monkey mates in the nova-esq jaloppy ahead of him to the cerbera, by pointing and according to my girlfriend (who has the hearing ability of an alpha-male rodent in his prime) he was shouting cerbera through his helmet.
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