Friday 16th August 2002

The Numpty in Front...

...might fancy a new Corolla

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[grahambell]

A car to be proud of - if you're a really boring sod.

[M@H]

does it come with matching cushions for the parcelshelf ?

[Imelda]

And a free hat?

[Bodo]

Yes, this is numpty's transport

[plotloss]

The car behind is an atoyoT.

Matt.

[Podie]

That's all very well dammit! but how many cupholders has it got?

[mondeoman]

O yo! TAT

[richard36]

Car rug, and tin of sucky sweets please

[kooperkidd]

has it got twin tissue box holders? one on the dashboard and one on the parcel shelf would be heavenly

[Richard92c2]

High speed fur dash and sheep skin towball cover, Double divorce pipes and a 2 meter whip antena ??

[kevinday]

Well I guess 45 is an improvement on 40 on NSL roads!

[king arthur]

Has it got the automatic anti-overtaking safety system, such as the automatic headlamp flash, the auto-proximity control to leave just enough gap behind large lorries to make it impossible to overtake both but prevent anyone getting between, and the ability to straddle both lanes of a dual carriageway on approach to traffic lights?

[tailslider]

Don't you just hate old c***s on the road that get in your way?!

[Toffer]

Don't worry guys...looking at the photo, it will only go in anticlockwise circles!

I can't see the numptys deserting their old favourite... Rover's replacement for the Alegro...the Rover 400!

Truly a piece of motoring excrement

They are now available in a range of attractive colours to appeal to the younger motorist...ones who are under 80 I guess?

Why bother?

[Cotty]

The only time I see one of these on the road will be as a receding dot in my rear view mirror, or else (spoiler mounted machine guns being fitted next week).

[mattjbatch]

Oi, it's not the car, it's the driver! Toyota's aren't always driven by numpties!! 105 and I'm supposed to be running it in

Matt

and 1.0 Yaris

[granville]

quote:
That's all very well dammit! but how many cupholders has it got?

What's all this anti-cup holder business anyway? You lot really are a bunch of outrageous hypocrites - you're telling me you've never come over a blind crest to face a negative cambered, bad gradiented hairpin twist at 90 miles an hour with your best tartan flailing around in front of your bi-focals and also simultaneously preventing you locate placement for your lukewarm bovril?

Dear me.

[danger mouse]

On slight side track; The in ad for the hatch version of this automtive insomnia (sp?) cure, what a genius touch.

Propose to the stunning lady of your choice a logical continuance of the pleasures already had during the evening, while seemingly foolishly, implying the wreck your leaning against is actually your's.

If she still bites, you'll be assured of bouncey bouncey fun when she catches sight of your true steed parked futher up street.

Good work toyota PR!

[viperman]

that car is a joke! just like the civic, stream, Rav4 (HA HA) its so ugly, almost as ugly as vanessa feltz!

[viperman]

quote:
They are now available in a range of attractive colours to appeal to the younger motorist...ones who are under 80 I guess?

LOL