Stupid things you want for Christmas
Stupid things you want for Christmas
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JD PH

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2,670 posts

148 months

Wednesday 9th December 2015
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I had a minor altercation with my wife the other night, because when she asked me what I wanted for Christmas everything I came up with was - according to her - "stupid and childish".

My reasoning was that once you reach a certain point in life there is nothing that you really need, and most of the things that you really want are more considered purchases that are obviously far too expensive to expect to be bought for Christmas (step forwards Sonos Playbar!)

My list includes:

1) Star Wars Millenium Falcon drone from Air Hoggs.... £100 for a toy that will be broken by boxing day... but I still want one
2) Tamiya RC car kit (preferably a Hornet or Grass hopper).... Expensive, I have no time to build it and less time to play with it... but I still want one
3) Lego Technic Crawler Crane kit... Expensive, I have no time to build it, less time to play with it and no space to keep it... but I still want one
4) Large Scalextric set.... Expensive, I have no time......... oh you get the point!

This got me wondering just how diverse PH is, and what is at the top of PHers Christmas lists this year. The more stupid and childish the better!

JD

Stig

11,823 posts

315 months

Wednesday 9th December 2015
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JD PH said:
I had a minor altercation with my wife the other night, because when she asked me what I wanted for Christmas everything I came up with was - according to her - "stupid and childish".

My reasoning was that once you reach a certain point in life there is nothing that you really need, and most of the things that you really want are more considered purchases that are obviously far too expensive to expect to be bought for Christmas (step forwards Sonos Playbar!)

My list includes:

1) Star Wars Millenium Falcon drone from Air Hoggs.... £100 for a toy that will be broken by boxing day... but I still want one
2) Tamiya RC car kit (preferably a Hornet or Grass hopper).... Expensive, I have no time to build it and less time to play with it... but I still want one
3) Lego Technic Crawler Crane kit... Expensive, I have no time to build it, less time to play with it and no space to keep it... but I still want one
4) Large Scalextric set.... Expensive, I have no time......... oh you get the point!

This got me wondering just how diverse PH is, and what is at the top of PHers Christmas lists this year. The more stupid and childish the better!

JD
Have to say, I already have (recently bought) all 4 of those eek

I won't bore you with the number of unbuilt Lego sets I have squirreled away either wink

HarryFlatters

4,203 posts

243 months

Wednesday 9th December 2015
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A Roccbox portable wood-fired pizza oven...

It's too expensive, it's still not actually released yet, most kickstarters are st...

I really want one.

RowntreesCabana

2,362 posts

285 months

Wednesday 9th December 2015
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I gave my wife a list of 1/18 scale models of all the 70s and 80's cars I've ever wanted, asking for just one. She shook her head and asked if it was radio controlled, when I said no she looked puzzled.

I don't think men ever grow up.

Nick Grant

5,517 posts

266 months

Wednesday 9th December 2015
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Chainsaw, the wife was not impressed.

br d

9,072 posts

257 months

Wednesday 9th December 2015
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I saw an article about this in the Times today:

https://anki.com/en-gb

Really tempted to ask her to order one for my prezzie. You race with your phone and it has AI cars to compete against.

JD PH

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2,670 posts

148 months

Wednesday 9th December 2015
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Nick Grant said:
Chainsaw, the wife was not impressed.
This has reminded me.... I definitely need a chainsaw! OK, I haven't got anything that needs cutting down, but that's hardly the point is it? I also like the idea of getting one of those Stihl "Rock Boss" chainsaws that can cut through rock and stuff. Again, zero requirement for it, but they look cool.

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

259 months

Wednesday 9th December 2015
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OP, sounds like you already have the stupid thing.

smile

JD PH

Original Poster:

2,670 posts

148 months

Wednesday 9th December 2015
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funkyrobot said:
OP, sounds like you already have the stupid thing.

smile
Thanks!

Puggit

49,831 posts

279 months

Wednesday 9th December 2015
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World Peace

getmecoat

Jasandjules

72,680 posts

260 months

Wednesday 9th December 2015
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Surely you get whatever you want?

Impasse

15,099 posts

272 months

Wednesday 9th December 2015
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I seem to have bypassed that desire-for-kids'-stuff-mid-life-crisis thing. Nothing on that list appeals at all.

idiotgap

2,113 posts

164 months

Wednesday 9th December 2015
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You need three sons, then you can buy all manor of childish kit quite legitimately. Keep your lovely wife on-side!

I probably won't be buying Cassius any stihl this year mind.

JD PH

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2,670 posts

148 months

Wednesday 9th December 2015
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idiotgap said:
I probably won't be buying Cassius any stihl this year mind.
Boring! What could possibly go wrong?!?

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

259 months

Wednesday 9th December 2015
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idiotgap said:
You need three sons, then you can buy all manor of childish kit quite legitimately. Keep your lovely wife on-side!

I probably won't be buying Cassius any stihl this year mind.
I'm already buying Star Wars stuff for my 15 month old daughter. smile

SteellFJ

793 posts

198 months

Wednesday 9th December 2015
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I want the Lego Unimog Kit but she wont get me it, or the Millennium Falcon.

Any High Power R/C car - nitro or battery - wont get me one.

Did want a PS4 but i won in work two weeks ago so that saved her ass.

We are in a financial jam at present so she is forgiven.

Jon321

3,716 posts

219 months

Wednesday 9th December 2015
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Puggit said:
World Peace

getmecoat
More unrealistic than stupid I would say!




Neilsfirst

567 posts

188 months

Wednesday 9th December 2015
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JD PH said:
This has reminded me.... I definitely need a chainsaw! OK, I haven't got anything that needs cutting down, but that's hardly the point is it? I also like the idea of getting one of those Stihl "Rock Boss" chainsaws that can cut through rock and stuff. Again, zero requirement for it, but they look cool.
If you get it I have stuff for you to cut!

Fartgalen

6,935 posts

238 months

Wednesday 9th December 2015
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JD PH said:
Nick Grant said:
Chainsaw, the wife was not impressed.
This has reminded me.... I definitely need a chainsaw! OK, I haven't got anything that needs cutting down, but that's hardly the point is it? I also like the idea of getting one of those Stihl "Rock Boss" chainsaws that can cut through rock and stuff. Again, zero requirement for it, but they look cool.
Hah hah, one of the first gifts my missus bought for me ! smile We're a pair of old romantics. I bought her a mig-welder one birthday .....

JD PH

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2,670 posts

148 months

Wednesday 9th December 2015
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Neilsfirst said:
If you get it I have stuff for you to cut!
If you provide the refreshments, consider it done.

But don't get your hopes up as I really can't see my wife agreeing to buy me a chainsaw!