Skid marks in the office.......

[beanbag]

Do people not know what toilet brushes are for!?!?!?

I work in an office with only a dozen people yet some still seem incapable of using a toilet brush after they go for a dump. What is wrong with them!

FFS!

[planetdave]

In the office?

That's gross misconduct in my neck of the woods!

[trooperiziz]

The thing that gets me is bogies on the walls on the cubicles. Your sitting next to some tissue paper!

[GasBlaster]

Had a monster curry last night, the resulting defecation was always going to be a shock and awe spectacular so used the loos on a different floor of our building!

[mybrainhurts]

Toilets....?

Up 'ere, we use field round t'back......

And sandpaper to wipe.........

You big Southern Jessies.....

[FourWheelDrift]

I thought this was going to be a thread about office chair racing

[lanciachris]

Heh.

My brother once got hauled in front of the boss for taking a particularly offensive dump in the customer loos (all staff ones were occupied and it was *urgent*). Apparently he came out of the loo, feeling much lighter, and boss was waiting outside, hands on hips. She went in, sniffed the air and gave him a huge telling off!

[beanbag]

FourWheelDrift said:

I thought this was going to be a thread about office chair racing

- that had me laughing out loud!!!!

[omitchell]

beanbag said:

FourWheelDrift said: I thought this was going to be a thread about office chair racing - that had me laughing out loud!!!!

chair racing is all fun and good until your wheel catches that stray wire you didn't see and you crash at full tilt during a rather spirited race to the door and back to the boardroom

[lazyitus]

We have our own work 'skidder' here.

We've a fairly good idea who it is too.

His skids are longer than the starting line at Santa Pod.

[lotuslad]

Reminds me of this consignment of electric bikes and scooter things we once had delivered for a review. The bikes weren't that fast, but when raced indoors they seem quite frightening. To this day we have a few skidmarks on the carpet and an imprint of one of our designers in a partition wall.

[Dakkon]

Ladies & Gents you are missing the most important aspect of this, going to the loo during work time and being paid to create a huge skid mark

[JonRB]

At my current client all the loos have nice Peach & Jasmine air freshners. A couple of sprays of that and even the most evil dump smells

Which is nice.

>> Edited by JonRB on Monday 14th February 14:35

[FourWheelDrift]

They need to get one of those hotel style door signs that reads "I'd give it half an hour if I were you" and hang it on the toilet door when they've finished.

[ledger]

I know an office where the firm who provide the bin in the ladies for disposing of "feminine hygiene products" had to complain. Apparently someone had taken a dump, fished it out of the pan, wrapped it in toilet paper and put in the afore mentioned bin :-).

Never mind bogeys on the cubicle wall, who the hell would do that and more to the point why ?

[lanciachris]

JonRB said:

At my current client all the loos have nice Peach & Jasmine air freshners. A couple of sprays of that and even the most evil dump smells Which is nice. >> Edited by JonRB on Monday 14th February 14:35

fat bastard said:

Ach! smells like someone shat in a pine forest

[DeltaFox]

Someone said:

I once had a poo and............

[love machine]

fat bastard said:

Ach! smells like someone shat in a pine forest

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[mel]

I'm currently hunting the office floater, its been going on for months but some bugger has deffinately got particulary bouyant poo.

[GasBlaster]

some really horrific 'beasties' at www.ratemypoo.com