Cures for snoring

[apache]

OK, let's have em people

[Zod]

Book chucked at head.

[mel]

quick dig in the ribs

[vixpy1]

Blow Job...

well, tell the wife that anyway!

[oggs]

[bigandclever]

insomnia

[mel]

vixpy1 said:

Blow Job... well, tell the wife that anyway!

Not a good solution when sharing a twin room with a mate particulary if its him snoring, not so bad if its you snoring I suppose just as long as you don't wake up

[vixpy1]

mel said:

not so bad if its you snoring I suppose just as long as you don't wake up

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, what a horrid thought!!

Yuk Yuk Yuk

Your a bad man!

[AC79xxx]

different rooms

[cosmoschick]

Divorce?

[Racylady]

Those strippy things that you stick to your nose are meant to work - no idea if they do though!

[Lois]

Sleeping on your side
Some things like snoreeze sprays and gargles claim to help 9 out of 10 with continued use.
Medical interventions such as nasal passage straightening or lazering the flap at the back of his throat.

[Paul 2000]

This one works - lose some weight (nothing personal, you understand). A few years ago I was a bit of a biffa and used to snore like a good'n. Lost a couple of stone and apparently I now never snore - unless I've had a few too many sherberts.

[ultimasimon]

Try here

Or here

[monkey boy 1]

One of my mates had a problem many years ago while doing RAF Basic training, 8 lads in 1 room & one of the guys snored for, not just England, but the Commonwealth.
They cured him by doing the following.
Bloke 1 - snoring
Bloke 2 - gets a raw egg
Bloke 3 - stands next to bloke 1's bed, drops his trousers, gets himself aroused and stands there stroking his "member"
Bloke 1 - still snoring
Bloke 2 - cracks the egg in bloke 1's mouth
Bloke 1 - wakes up, sees bloke 2 with erection & is promptly sick
Bloke 1 - never snored again
Blokes 2-8

[vixpy1]

I've often wondered about our armed forces!

[andy4200]

Stop smoking, works wonders.

[groucho]

There was something about this on the TV the other night. It was about a woman that snored so badly, well, you get the picture....
Anyway, the dentist gave her something to put in her mouth at nights to bring her lower jaw out further thus extending the throat, worked a treat by the looks of it.

[jaker]

there is a german made watch called a shnarcstoppen or something. Works.

[ErnestM]

ROLL OVER YOU SELFISH TWAT!

That should do it...


ErnestM