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Has anyone else notices the smaller the jobby one drops the larger the splash when it hits the water (an excellent example should one ever be asked to explain the principle of inverse proportion).
The physics of this anomaly work like this. A stinky poo is not subject to the accelerative force of gravity until it parts company from your bumholio. As such, a full length submarine is practically in the water before it starts to drop. A little rabbit s
te, however, is dropping like a meteor from the get go. By the time it hits the water that little brown f
ker must be glowing white hot like a Space Shuttle on re-entry to the Earth's atmosphere.
On the subject of heat. If you have just got home after a while on a cold cold day, the heating has been off for a while and the water at the bottom of the toilet pan is just enough above zero degrees centigrade so as not to freeze solid you don't half jump if that spash hits your bum.
The physics of this anomaly work like this. A stinky poo is not subject to the accelerative force of gravity until it parts company from your bumholio. As such, a full length submarine is practically in the water before it starts to drop. A little rabbit s
te, however, is dropping like a meteor from the get go. By the time it hits the water that little brown f
ker must be glowing white hot like a Space Shuttle on re-entry to the Earth's atmosphere. On the subject of heat. If you have just got home after a while on a cold cold day, the heating has been off for a while and the water at the bottom of the toilet pan is just enough above zero degrees centigrade so as not to freeze solid you don't half jump if that spash hits your bum.
It's a matter of acceleration. Small jobbie departs it's hold and is subject to gravity right by it's exit point, curling a long log means it's end is closer to the water when it drops so fails to achieve the same velocity when the end touches and once the end is slowed down by the water this slows down the descent of the rest of it.
I'm sure someone more physics inclined than I can back this up with proper equations and everything.
I'm sure someone more physics inclined than I can back this up with proper equations and everything.
soad said:
Did you know that toilet paper can help prevent splash damage as a result of a heavier than usual water landing?
All you need to do is to place a strip of toilet paper at the drop zone and it will eliminate almost all the splash back on entry.
Also, this means you've checked that the bog has toilet paper All you need to do is to place a strip of toilet paper at the drop zone and it will eliminate almost all the splash back on entry.
soad said:
Did you know that toilet paper can help prevent splash damage as a result of a heavier than usual water landing?
All you need to do is to place a strip of toilet paper at the drop zone and it will eliminate almost all the splash back on entry.
I believe you're talking about a Gentleman's Jacket.All you need to do is to place a strip of toilet paper at the drop zone and it will eliminate almost all the splash back on entry.
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