Someone called Dave
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Johnspex

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5,308 posts

215 months

Monday 14th December 2015
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A couple of years ago there was TV comedy show (White Van Man) in which a girl got pregnant by a bloke called Dave. She said she didn't know anyone called Dave to which the response was "everyone knows somebody called Dave".

The question is- does everyone know somebody called Dave? Personally, not Cameron, Gilmour, Clark Davies or anyone else famous

BigBen

12,161 posts

261 months

Monday 14th December 2015
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Are you expecting everyone to reply that they do know someone called Dave? If so this could be a very long thread. Or reply if they don't know any Daves? in which case it will be substantially shorter.

Ben

p.s. I know 4 Daves.

alfie2244

11,292 posts

219 months

Monday 14th December 2015
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Is that you Trigger?

Johnspex

Original Poster:

5,308 posts

215 months

Monday 14th December 2015
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BigBen said:
Are you expecting everyone to reply that they do know someone called Dave? If so this could be a very long thread. Or reply if they don't know any Daves? in which case it will be substantially shorter.

Ben

p.s. I know 4 Daves.
That was silly of me. More a case of who doesn't know a Dave I guess.

Moonhawk

10,730 posts

250 months

Monday 14th December 2015
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I know two Daves currently. One is my Uncle and the other is a mate from work.

Both are top blokes.

Edited by jeremyc on Monday 14th December 21:18

shirt

25,533 posts

232 months

Monday 14th December 2015
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yeah i know several daves.

at uni there were 4-5 of them on our course and referred to as tiny dave, giant dave, dave the gob etc.

Biker's Nemesis

41,478 posts

239 months

Monday 14th December 2015
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Bah.

davepoth

29,395 posts

230 months

Monday 14th December 2015
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whistle

Xtriple129

1,173 posts

188 months

Monday 14th December 2015
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I am Dave and I claim my free prize!

Oh, and I know quite a few Daves.... none are as good at being 'Dave' as I am! smile

MitchT

17,159 posts

240 months

Monday 14th December 2015
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I know a few Daves. Off the top of my head ...

OH's Dad
Uncle
Mate from work

davhill

5,263 posts

215 months

Monday 14th December 2015
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I know one. Oh, er, hang on...

Steamer

14,199 posts

244 months

Tuesday 15th December 2015
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Yes.

He's not a 'big Dave' though, this one is a 'Crazy Dave'....

... The kind of bloke that could start an argument in phonebox without any money.

Benni

3,724 posts

242 months

Tuesday 15th December 2015
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WWDD ? Now THAT was a Dave to remember.

leglessAlex

7,484 posts

172 months

Tuesday 15th December 2015
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You know, I don't actually think I know any. I know a few Davids, but they are always most certainly David.

I might know OF a Dave, a friend of a friend, but that's about it.

Jimmy Recard

17,551 posts

210 months

Tuesday 15th December 2015
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My best mate at school was/is called Dave and my great uncle is called Dave. I know a few other Daves of insignificant relation to me.

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

220 months

Tuesday 15th December 2015
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I'm a Dave, and know about 8 people called "Steve". Including me, there were 4 kids in my form at school called Dave.

In about 30 years though, this will have to be a thread called "Someone called Kyle".

schmunk

4,399 posts

156 months

Tuesday 15th December 2015
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northwest monkey said:
I'm a Dave, and know about 8 people called "Steve". Including me, there were 4 kids in my form at school called Dave.

In about 30 years though, this will have to be a thread called "Someone called Kyle Harry".
EFA, from my children's school.

BigBen

12,161 posts

261 months

Tuesday 15th December 2015
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leglessAlex said:
You know, I don't actually think I know any. I know a few Davids, but they are always most certainly David.

I might know OF a Dave, a friend of a friend, but that's about it.
Good point, I may have over egged my Dave quota. In fact two of the previously claimed four are Davids.

soad

34,743 posts

207 months

Tuesday 15th December 2015
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Not at present.

BrabusMog

21,818 posts

217 months

Tuesday 15th December 2015
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I know a guy called Dave The Builder.