Oh, the shame!

[TazR6]

What was the last thing that you did that had you hoping that you didn't see anybody you knew, and even avoided eye contact with strangers?
Mine was this morning.
I am as far away from "pose" as you could get, I have very little income, and I struggle to keep up with my bills etc.
I do have pride though, so the shame I felt of driving the epitome of council was intense.
Y reg silver Zafira. Old roof box, only 2 wheel trims, both on the front (scraped and discolored), scraped bumpers and mirrors, "England" minature scarf suction cupped onto the windscreen, various suction cup marks in the middle of the windscreen, and I don't think it has ever been washed.
A friend of mine works for Hermes (which is terrible too), but he couldn't work today, so asked me if I would do hos round with his wife.
I did.
Never again.

[LordJammy]

Job's a job. Nothing wrong with working.

[227bhp]

TazR6 said:

What was the last thing that you did that had you hoping that you didn't see anybody you knew, and even avoided eye contact with strangers?

Reading this drivel I think....

Edited by 227bhp on Friday 18th December 16:21

[CorbynForTheBin]

227bhp said:

Reading this drivel I think....

No no, you sink lower.




OP as mentioned, jobs a job, no matter my irrational zafira hate...

[anonymous-user]

that's 30 seconds of my life I won't get back

[ColinM50]

TazR6 said:

A friend of mine works for Hermes (which is terrible too), but he couldn't work today, so asked me if I would do hos round with his wife.
I did.
Never again.

You didn't do his wife did you?

[TazR6]

Oh dear.
This is not going too well.

[Iva Barchetta]

"Do his round with his wife"

Euphemism for something shameful ?

[Rosscow]

Plenty of space in the back of a Zafira for doing shameful things with his missus

[andy-xr]

No shame in any of that, I guess this was some kind of reverse reverse snob attention thing though, do you think that little of your mate?

[Ari]

TazR6 said:

A friend of mine works for Hermes (which is terrible too), but he couldn't work today, so asked me if I would do hos round with his wife.

Anyone?

[medieval]

Is that "horse around " with his wife


Confused here

[sc0tt]

Do a round with his wife?

[xjay1337]

So you helped a mate out and then mug off his car?

[Jacobyte]

Ari said:

TazR6 said:

A friend of mine works for Hermes (which is terrible too), but he couldn't work today, so asked me if I would do hos round with his wife.

Anyone?

It's not that difficult to decipher:

His friend has to work for a living (at that high-end fashion house Hermes of all things), so he's asked TazR6 to service his wife round at his house with a ho or two.

Edited by Jacobyte on Friday 18th December 16:40

[anonymous-user]

Do hos round with his wife ? Or do wes round with his wife ?

Seems like a generous type of chap. Definitely go round and do that. Might never get another offer like that again. Who pays for the hos ?

[Rawwr]

Shat myself in PC World.

[chockymonster]

Awww, you had to drive around in a Zafira?
I feel for you, that must have been terrible. How on earth did you cope?
Delivering packages for other people, the shame of that must stain you. How will you recover?

A bit council? Grow up. Some don't have a job and doing home delivery stuff is the only way they make ends meet.

[Mini1275]

I'm glad I don't think so highly of myself in life.

Jesus Christ.

[anonymous-user]

Rawwr said:

Shat myself in PC World.

Wrong forum