Trash Your Ex Day
Discussion
Feel better; get it off your chest. 
I had to divorce my wife, she had become unbearable over a period of time. I went for the blame option, otherwise called "marriage has broken down due to irreconcilable differences" due to "the fact she was a blob".
you have to write down 12+ things that had happened which made you feel that way.
the worst one had to be when she came back home - totally plastered - fell out of bed, couldn't make it to the toilet and squated on the floor in the bedroom and took a piss.
you have to write down 12+ things that had happened which made you feel that way.
the worst one had to be when she came back home - totally plastered - fell out of bed, couldn't make it to the toilet and squated on the floor in the bedroom and took a piss.
Poems for Trash Your Ex Day?
Roses are red,
You're turning blue,
Where does he live?
I can strangle him too.
Roses are red,
What you did was a no-no.
Enjoy your new life
Under my new patio
One for ofcorsa to send to ex:
Roses are red,
You had a cute cat,
Now you're an ex,
You've really got fat!
>> Edited by shadowninja on Tuesday 15th February 11:09
Roses are red,
You're turning blue,
Where does he live?
I can strangle him too.
Roses are red,
What you did was a no-no.
Enjoy your new life
Under my new patio
One for ofcorsa to send to ex:
Roses are red,
You had a cute cat,
Now you're an ex,
You've really got fat!
>> Edited by shadowninja on Tuesday 15th February 11:09
ofcorsa said:
Yupp best revenge i ever got on an ex was passing her in the street and she had 2 kids in two years and piled on a ton of weight i just smiled "hi" and smiled all the way down the road
Additional satisfaction points earned by doing it in a flash sports car with a stunning new girlfriend in the passenger seat!
My first love decided that going round the world and having a boyfriend was not a compatible exercise which is fair enuff... however she now has a penchant for exotic feck ups...amongst them have been an alcoholic who tried to set her on fire (with petrol) and a guy with temper problems who used to hit her when she wouldn't "put out".
It's never the actual split that kills you off, its what they deem a suitable replacement that really spins you out!
Hi if you're reading this...l still luvs yer...you stupid bint.
It's never the actual split that kills you off, its what they deem a suitable replacement that really spins you out!
Hi if you're reading this...l still luvs yer...you stupid bint.
pstruck said:
ofcorsa said:
Yupp best revenge i ever got on an ex was passing her in the street and she had 2 kids in two years and piled on a ton of weight i just smiled "hi" and smiled all the way down the road
Additional satisfaction points earned by doing it in a flash sports car with a stunning new girlfriend in the passenger seat!
Did something similar. Had an ex once who loved TVRs (hope she's not lurking on here!). A good few months after we split up, Snoremeister gave me a lift to a little PH meet in a pub in his S3, near where she lived. Passed her on the way up and she walked past us at the traffic lights, where I caught her eye, smiled, winked, then 'meister floored it.
Did I say we weren't talking much then, and aren't talking at all now? Her latest boyfriend's a right geek.
>> Edited by v8thunder on Tuesday 15th February 11:29
v8thunder said:
Did something similar. Had an ex once who loved TVRs (hope she's not lurking on here!). A good few months after we split up, Snoremeister gave me a lift to a little PH meet in a pub in his S3, near where she lived. Passed her on the way up and she walked past us at the traffic lights, where I caught her eye, smiled, winked, then 'meister floored it.
Did I say we weren't talking much then, and aren't talking at all now? Her latest boyfriend's a right geek.
>> Edited by v8thunder on Tuesday 15th February 11:29
at least your not bitter
V8- what do i mean?
you say "did i say we weren't talking much then,aren't talking now,her latest boyfriend's a right geek"
if you weren't bothered by her, then when you saw her in the TVR you would have just smiled and moved on-end of story.taking a pop at her "new" boyfriend to me means your the teeniest bit bitter.
not just aimed at you but anyone who takes pleasure in seeing a former partner struggling or whatever or takes pot shots at them to make themselves feel better needs to move on pretty damn sharpish.
if it didn't work out then it didn't work out. move on people
>> Edited by iansull on Tuesday 15th February 11:57
you say "did i say we weren't talking much then,aren't talking now,her latest boyfriend's a right geek"
if you weren't bothered by her, then when you saw her in the TVR you would have just smiled and moved on-end of story.taking a pop at her "new" boyfriend to me means your the teeniest bit bitter.
not just aimed at you but anyone who takes pleasure in seeing a former partner struggling or whatever or takes pot shots at them to make themselves feel better needs to move on pretty damn sharpish.
if it didn't work out then it didn't work out. move on people
>> Edited by iansull on Tuesday 15th February 11:57
pstruck said:
Yupp best revenge i ever got on an ex was passing her in the street and she had 2 kids in two years and piled on a ton of weight i just smiled "hi" and smiled all the way down the road
Additional satisfaction points earned by doing it in a flash sports car with a stunning new girlfriend in the passenger seat!
also. I have a real urge to go and buy a beat up S2 Short wheelbase landrover. I think my mind is thinking along similar lines.
I got binned by the ex when her ticking biological clock was demanding things like commitment, security and a nest! I remember her saying about a friend of a friend "She likes you, I
well hate her" in true irrational bird fashion. Well it turns out that this girl and myself are pretty much made for each other (more than I could imagine) and so I fully plan to "get her on board" and when I do, I will fully rub the ex's face in it. (Just because I am totally immature and function mentally like a silly little boy) It's going to be worth it though
iansull said:
V8- what do i mean?
you say "did i say we weren't talking much then,aren't talking now,her latest boyfriend's a right geek"
if you weren't bothered by her, then when you saw her in the TVR you would have just smiled and moved on-end of story.taking a pop at her "new" boyfriend to me means your the teeniest bit bitter.
not just aimed at you but anyone who takes pleasure in seeing a former partner struggling or whatever or takes pot shots at them to make themselves feel better needs to move on pretty damn sharpish.
if it didn't work out then it didn't work out. move on people
cant see the problem with being bitter and letting it well up inside you over the years...
means i get to use smileys i havent used before
Am I being bitter then for stating that I take some amusement in hearing the odd snippet about how my ex's life is going from bad to worse (loveless marriage, kids she never wanted, hated by her parents)?
I have moved on and am very , very happy with my new lady and our life together. My ex made my life a misery at the time and our divorce was on the grounds of 'unreasonable behaviour'.... by her!
I don't still hate her. If anything she did me a favour and made me realise what a mistake I made and how there are much better things out there (which I found).
I have moved on and am very , very happy with my new lady and our life together. My ex made my life a misery at the time and our divorce was on the grounds of 'unreasonable behaviour'.... by her!
I don't still hate her. If anything she did me a favour and made me realise what a mistake I made and how there are much better things out there (which I found).
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