Yes, it's the season of goodwill but its getting ridiculous!
Yes, it's the season of goodwill but its getting ridiculous!
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Thankyou4calling

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11,038 posts

204 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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Not so long ago there were charity collectors, they rattled a tin and you threw in a few coppers to absolve your conscience.

That wasn't enough, they started wanting you to pay £3 by monthly DD. Fair enough if it's a worthy cause ( I support the RNLI)

About a month ago I hear ( I think) Sir Ian McKellen asking for something like £23.87 for a charity!! Yes neatly £25 but it gets worse.

A TV advert tonight for a charity and they want, wait for it £120. Ok it's to help a blind kid in Africa but seriously £120 !!!! And the ad says when you give the UK government will match your donation.

Blimey, in principle giving a little is fine but this has gone too far I reckon.

Signed

Scrooge :-)

Axionknight

8,505 posts

166 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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How much of my £120 would actually end up aiding this child in need, out of interest? The cynical side of me says very little.

steveo3002

11,240 posts

205 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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Axionknight said:
How much of my £120 would actually end up aiding this child in need, out of interest? The cynical side of me says very little.
yeah how many little old ladies hand outs does it take to pay for the tv ad's

anonymous-user

85 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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That grotbags women has soured charties for me.

Matttrakker

630 posts

178 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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That's crazy but I get annoyed with the Red Cross sending a pack of Christmas cards pens and coasters and other st! How much does this cost them to do to every household? I don't give the Red Cross money as I think they waste it on this tat.

dudleybloke

20,553 posts

217 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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Bingle Jollocks!

Roo

11,504 posts

238 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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There was one the other day for the Sally Army where £19.95 would give someone lunch on Christmas day.

I said to the wife that it looks like a bargain and we should book a couple of places. Most people would be charging double that.

glenrobbo

40,552 posts

181 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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I have a charity collection bag full of various assorted charity collection bags that they keep shoving through my letterbox at the rate of at least two a week.

They usually state in the small print on these bags that about 0.1% of all monies raised by the East End Clothing Company or whatever goes to help the poor starving disabled blind kid pictured on the front. Presumably the balance goes to line the pockets of the swarthy undesirables running the racket. Fcensoredk 'em!

I think I'll turn all the bags into festive bunting for the street.


Tony427

2,873 posts

264 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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glenrobbo said:
I have a charity collection bag full of various assorted charity collection bags that they keep shoving through my letterbox at the rate of at least two a week.

They usually state in the small print on these bags that about 0.1% of all monies raised by the East End Clothing Company or whatever goes to help the poor starving disabled blind kid pictured on the front. Presumably the balance goes to line the pockets of the swarthy undesirables running the racket. Fcensoredk 'em!

I think I'll turn all the bags into festive bunting for the street.
OMG. I thought they were sponsored bin liners.

Cheers,

Tony



littlegreenfairy

10,134 posts

252 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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Tony427 said:
OMG. I thought they were sponsored bin liners.

Cheers,

Tony
You mean they aren't for putting the plastic recycling in?!!

Thankyou4calling

Original Poster:

11,038 posts

204 months

Saturday 19th December 2015
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I've just seen that I can adopt a snow leopard for only £3 a month.

Now to be honest that's something of a bargain, my own snow leopard for only £3 a month.

I wonder if I can cancel after a month and keep the beast?

Bullett

11,186 posts

215 months

Saturday 19th December 2015
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I adopted an elephant once.
Take up a lot of room an elephant, never clean up after themselves and they eat more than a teenager. And you don't want to see his browser history. I stopped the sub and they wanted him back. Do you know how much is costs to post an Elephant?

dudleybloke

20,553 posts

217 months

Saturday 19th December 2015
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Save the whales.
Cutting them into blocks then freezing is the best way.

benjj

6,787 posts

194 months

Saturday 19th December 2015
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The only answer to this kind of harassment is to start punching people in the face and don't stop until everyone is crying.

glenrobbo

40,552 posts

181 months

Saturday 19th December 2015
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By now all those poor donkeys should be living comfortably, each in their own luxury penthouse apartment, if the charity spent all the money donated so far by the gullible.

Makes you feel proud to be British! smile
They wouldn't do that in France or Belgium you know!

Hoofy

80,161 posts

313 months

Saturday 19th December 2015
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Thankyou4calling said:
About a month ago I hear ( I think) Sir Ian McKellen asking for something like £23.87 for a charity!! Yes neatly £25 but it gets worse.
In fairness, it's for one person for a night including meals, a wash and new clothes. https://community.crisis.org.uk/reserve-a-place-ge...

The £120 thing is bonkers. They should have asked for smaller donations that would add up to the total amount they are hoping to raise. But what do I know? I'm not a CEO of a charity being paid £500k a year.

glenrobbo

40,552 posts

181 months

Saturday 19th December 2015
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I feel obliged to point out that when I mentioned the poor donkeys, I was not referring to Hoofy.

Hoofy

80,161 posts

313 months

Saturday 19th December 2015
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glenrobbo said:
I feel obliged to point out that when I mentioned the poor donkeys, I was not referring to Hoofy.
Woah(!). Don't stop them sending me donations. I'm all for receiving free money.

glenrobbo

40,552 posts

181 months

Saturday 19th December 2015
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Hoofy said:
glenrobbo said:
I feel obliged to point out that when I mentioned the poor donkeys, I was not referring to Hoofy.
Woah(!). Don't stop them sending me donations. I'm all for receiving free money.
Sorry Hoofy.

OK then: Who would like to adopt a lively cuddly unwanted Hoofy for Christmas? Send your donations of as many ££££'s as you can possibly muster to Glenrobbo's Holiday Homes for Unwanted Pets Pie Company Limited.
I promise to pass on about 0.01% of it to ensure Hoofy gets a nice bit of carrot to munch on.
Thankyou.

Is that OK? smile

PurpleMoonlight

22,362 posts

188 months

Saturday 19th December 2015
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Just saw an advert to donate £3 pm to save a polar bear from global warming.

rolleyes