Haven`t had a caption compo for a while....

[towman]

[fer]

Proposed Defense cuts will not affect the RAF - Official

[ErnestM]

I have 2:

First One

#5: "Yeah, I'd shag her..."
#6: "Oh, yes, like you have a shot at that. Look at us, we're pathetic"

Second One
Associated Press Report
Dateline: Tokyo

Responding to the recent claims from North Korea about nuclear weapons, the Japanese Air Force prepares it's emergency response teams...


ErnestM

[dinkel]

towman said:

I'll fine you all for - err - driving shoulder to shoulder and doing strange figures on the roundabout . . .

[richie_few]

RAF recruitment targets budding young pilots!

[MilnerR]

"Iranian Airforce prepare to take on the US!"

[richie_few]

crowds were stunned at the unveiling of the long awaited EURO FIGHTER.

[Dave D]

Hoon denies Iran strike plan as RAF conscription begins.

[Dave D]

George W Bush: America's armed forces are the most highly trained in the world.

[mrmaggit]

The pilots listen carefully at the race briefing prior to the starting of the All Japan Mini-Aero Racing Championship.

[Trooper2]

The Japan Airforce flight demonstation team was close to take off when the pilots realized they had all forgotten their cameras.

[V8thunder]

"Shit! The scrutineer's coming!"

Honda now resorting to desperate measures in order to beat Ducati

[Balmoral Green]

It takes one of these...


To pull over one of these...


>> Edited by Balmoral Green on Tuesday 15th February 17:59

[cotty]

"Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?"
"Yes ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate."

[groucho]

The pilots turn in unison as the marshal says "has everybody got their flaps down"

[towman]

[quote=grouchoThe pilots turn in unison as the marshal says "has everybody got their flaps down"
[/quote]

[UKBoB]

towman said:

French plod relinquish toilet breaks, spending more hours on the street in their new potty bikes.

[mybrainhurts]

towman said:

Airport anti terror squads now go airside in cunning disguise....

[srebbe64]

You should see the aircraft carrier!

[8Pack]

towman said:

"New Anti-Speeding Patrols Launched!"