Amusing suggestions pls - correct attire to drive a Spyder
Amusing suggestions pls - correct attire to drive a Spyder
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Frrair

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1,556 posts

165 months

Tuesday 29th December 2015
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I pick up a Porsche Boxster Sypder this coming weekend and am unsure as to the correct gentleman's attire one should wear which driving top down.

I am thinking of the Dick Dastardly look more than the Lewis Hamilton look, but open to suggestions.

Thank you.

Hoofy

80,160 posts

313 months

Tuesday 29th December 2015
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String-back driving gloves and goggles.

Because wearing Sparco gloves and a helmet when driving a Boxster won't make you look like a pillock.

Spare tyre

12,698 posts

161 months

Tuesday 29th December 2015
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vx220

2,725 posts

265 months

Tuesday 29th December 2015
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Attire? You need the moooves as well...

https://youtu.be/6w6-bgi5AuA

Looket

688 posts

152 months

Tuesday 29th December 2015
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Spare tyre said:
I wish I hadn't google searched that image, found out her name and googled for more pictures of her.

It's... deceptive.

Jasandjules

72,680 posts

260 months

Tuesday 29th December 2015
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I may nor may not have been a touch guilty of wearing these when it is this time of year......


anonymous-user

85 months

Tuesday 29th December 2015
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Pastel shirt, mismatched pastel jumper over the shoulder, flap cap and some Dave Angel Raybans. Thats the look nailed. Some old nack jeans too with Timberland boaters.

Condi

20,535 posts

202 months

Tuesday 29th December 2015
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Looket said:
Spare tyre said:
I wish I hadn't google searched that image, found out her name and googled for more pictures of her.

It's... deceptive.
Eh? How...

Its not a chick with dick which I was I assumed you meant. (internet has ruined my mind frown )

Anthony Micallef

1,128 posts

226 months

Tuesday 29th December 2015
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Condi said:
Eh? How...

Its not a chick with dick which I was I assumed you meant. (internet has ruined my mind frown )
Its probably painted on and not an actual suit.

The Beast of Codfin

101 posts

132 months

Tuesday 29th December 2015
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Looket said:
Spare tyre said:
I wish I hadn't google searched that image, found out her name and googled for more pictures of her.

It's... deceptive.

SeeFive

8,353 posts

264 months

Tuesday 29th December 2015
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Just check your flies when in a spyder. What a web of intricacies we spin on here.

It's a Porsche. Just wear a superior look and you'll fit right in.

Ah, I am just pulling your (8) legs. Enjoy the new mote mote. smile

Looket

688 posts

152 months

Tuesday 29th December 2015
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The Beast of Codfin said:


Those legs... they scare me. She would ruin me. I can tell.

Hoofy

80,160 posts

313 months

Tuesday 29th December 2015
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Looket said:
Those legs... they scare me. She would ruin me. I can tell.
It's the syndrome that is the opposite of blokes who do biceps and chest but nothing else. So many women think every bloke like fat arses. They end up looking as ridiculous as chicken legs.

Condi

20,535 posts

202 months

Tuesday 29th December 2015
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Looket said:
Those legs... they scare me. She would ruin me. I can tell.
I'd happily be ruined by her hehe

Ilovejapcrap

3,311 posts

143 months

Tuesday 29th December 2015
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What's her name o want to google more

Frrair

Original Poster:

1,556 posts

165 months

Thursday 31st December 2015
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Much that one might enjoy Miss Spiderwoman sitting on my head, and it is amusing, perhaps it might obscure my view of the road.

Any other ideas?

davepoth

29,395 posts

230 months

Don

28,378 posts

315 months

Thursday 31st December 2015
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Frrair

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1,556 posts

165 months

Thursday 31st December 2015
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Ha ha, never seen that friends clip before, that's great thanks for posting.

I reckon Don's suggestion is close to perfect too, bit like Terry Thomas in Monte Carlo or bust.


Speed addicted

6,335 posts

258 months

Thursday 31st December 2015
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Ilovejapcrap said:
What's her name o want to google more
Juju Salimeni. DO NOT GOOGLE THIS AT WORK!

Turns out she's done quite a bit of modeling...



Edited by Speed addicted on Thursday 31st December 14:02