Charles and Camilla newsflash

[AC79xxx]

It's been reported that Camilla is happy to marry Charles but has turned down the Queen's offer of a weekend in Paris with her own car and driver.

[docevi1]

that is in desperatly bad taste

[lotuslad]

I'm disgusted

[Davel]

You sick sick person!

[jimothy]

Yeah, I hear she wouldn't be seen dead in a Merc.

[pug406]

docevi1 said:

that is in desperatly bad taste

Glad to see the P&P standards are still upto scratch

[vixpy1]

[lotuslad]

Ah well, saved them wheeling out the Uno again

[lunarscope]

Those BiB don't need to 'create a 3-D model' of that Paris tunnel now.

[lotuslad]

"Aye, alreet then. Just the one wee dram for the road"

[nicecupoftea]

Yeah, I heard Diana was on the radio a while back...














...and the dashboard, and the glovebox...

[Coxy the Bear]

Apparently, the French Government are happy to change the bulbs to 1000w and strobe them again.....

[vetteheadracer]

:Bedford Rascal said:

Doesn't she prefer to ride in the horsebox?

substitute 'to' for 'a' and you might be closer

[sirtophamhat]

Thats awful

[towman]

In the best traditions of P&P bad taste.

[towman]

Di died
Dodi died
Dando died
and the Dodo has been dead for years

Do you think Dido is getting nervous?

[jimothy]

towman said:

Di died Dodi died Dando died and the Dodo has been dead for years Do you think Dido is getting nervous?

Yeah, but did Di die before Dodi or did Dodi die before Di?

[Hughesie2]

Dead as a Dodi...

[iansull]

apologies if this has been posted already but apparantly camilla has been to see the queen as she's getting a terrible headache whilst sucking off prince charles.
the queen told her to try andrews.