So I did a thing..
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TheAngryDog

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13,280 posts

240 months

Sunday 17th January 2016
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Been with the missus for over two years and decided to ask the question last night.

Thankfully she said yes so now the real planning starts!

Wasn't nervous which was surprising. She had no idea that I was going to ask either.

VISE

196 posts

134 months

Sunday 17th January 2016
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Congrats to you both!

hornetrider

63,161 posts

236 months

Sunday 17th January 2016
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Great to hear your relationship is heading up to the next level. I'd suggest lots of foreplay to get her in the mood, and a nice muscle relaxant to help you along.

Good luck!

boxst

3,806 posts

176 months

Sunday 17th January 2016
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Are there any of her clothes that you are not allowed to wear or did she just open the wardrobe at let you at them?

mickk

30,530 posts

273 months

Sunday 17th January 2016
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This is going well. hehe

Impasse

15,099 posts

272 months

Sunday 17th January 2016
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Just take it slow to begin with. The tissue around the anus' opening can be delicate.

maxdb

1,547 posts

188 months

Sunday 17th January 2016
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Use lot's of lube.

57Ford

6,186 posts

165 months

Sunday 17th January 2016
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So are you planning to ask her best mate together or will your mrs set it up during a girlie-night? If you need a cameraman I'm up for it, pm me.

Monkeylegend

29,560 posts

262 months

Sunday 17th January 2016
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Don't worry if you climax prematurely first time, it happened to all of us, well it did me anyway. It does get better with practise.

She will be getting pregnant soon in the hope that you will ask her to marry you, so be careful.

Congratulations by the way wink

Jasandjules

72,680 posts

260 months

Sunday 17th January 2016
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Congrats.

glenrobbo

40,552 posts

181 months

Sunday 17th January 2016
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This is a first for me, but.... rofl

Some of the best PH responses in a long while. biggrin

wst

3,504 posts

192 months

Sunday 17th January 2016
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Make sure you rinse the skids off before she sees them in the wash bin or she'll never let you wear them again.

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

264 months

Sunday 17th January 2016
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Just try not to get it up your nose.

fttm

4,619 posts

166 months

Sunday 17th January 2016
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hornetrider said:
Great to hear your relationship is heading up to the next level. I'd suggest lots of foreplay to get her in the mood, and a nice muscle relaxant to help you along.

Good luck!
rofl

Monkeylegend

29,560 posts

262 months

Sunday 17th January 2016
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Did you ask if you could do it doggy fashion?

TheAngryDog

Original Poster:

13,280 posts

240 months

Sunday 17th January 2016
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Lol guys. Advice duly noted! biggrin

If only I had thought of all this instead of asking her to marry me last night!

Monkeylegend

29,560 posts

262 months

Sunday 17th January 2016
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What, you asked her to marry you yikes

TheAngryDog

Original Poster:

13,280 posts

240 months

Sunday 17th January 2016
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Monkeylegend said:
What, you asked her to marry you yikes
I know. fked up there didn't I! Lol

Troubleatmill

10,210 posts

190 months

Sunday 17th January 2016
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Well..... after the marriage ceremony.. the sex will soon stop.

So... erm.. Well Done... Yes.. Well Done...

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

275 months

Sunday 17th January 2016
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TheAngryDog said:
Monkeylegend said:
What, you asked her to marry you yikes
I know. fked up there didn't I! Lol
You might have got away with it, but apparently she said yes.
Commiserations, mate.