The perfect day!
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THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER
8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday.
8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants
9.00 Open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by Thoughtful partner.
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
10.00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer.
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
12.45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17kg.
1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
3.00 Nap.
4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from Secret admirer.
4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong But gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade Before full length mirror.
7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers.
10.00 Hot shower (alone).
10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).
11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
6.00 Alarm.
6.15 Blow job.
6.30 Massive satisfying sh1t while reading the sports section.
7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, VB and toast, all Prepared by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.
7.30 Limo arrives.
7.45 Several beers en-route to airport.
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
9.30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).
9.45 Play front nine - 2 under.
11.45 Lunch - Oyster appetizer, Pie and Chips, 3 lagers and a few shots of Bundy OP.
12.15 Blow job.
12.30 Play back nine - 4 under.
2.15 Limo back to the airport (several Rumbo's or Jack's).
2.30 Fly to Cairns.
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers.
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over,naturally).
6.45 Sh1t, shower and shave.
7.00 Watch news : Michael Jackson assassinated, beer prices slashed, cannabis legalised.
7.30 Dinner: oyster kilpatrick appetisers, Bundy Black (1999 vintage), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice-cream with chocolate topping, served on a big pair of t1ts.
9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV with stereo sound.
9.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies (some bending over).
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.
11.30 A night cap blow job.
11.45 In bed alone.
11.50 A 22 second f4rt which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.
11.51 Laugh yourself to sleep.
8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday.
8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants
9.00 Open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by Thoughtful partner.
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
10.00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer.
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
12.45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17kg.
1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
3.00 Nap.
4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from Secret admirer.
4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong But gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade Before full length mirror.
7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers.
10.00 Hot shower (alone).
10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).
11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
6.00 Alarm.
6.15 Blow job.
6.30 Massive satisfying sh1t while reading the sports section.
7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, VB and toast, all Prepared by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.
7.30 Limo arrives.
7.45 Several beers en-route to airport.
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
9.30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).
9.45 Play front nine - 2 under.
11.45 Lunch - Oyster appetizer, Pie and Chips, 3 lagers and a few shots of Bundy OP.
12.15 Blow job.
12.30 Play back nine - 4 under.
2.15 Limo back to the airport (several Rumbo's or Jack's).
2.30 Fly to Cairns.
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers.
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over,naturally).
6.45 Sh1t, shower and shave.
7.00 Watch news : Michael Jackson assassinated, beer prices slashed, cannabis legalised.
7.30 Dinner: oyster kilpatrick appetisers, Bundy Black (1999 vintage), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice-cream with chocolate topping, served on a big pair of t1ts.
9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV with stereo sound.
9.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies (some bending over).
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.
11.30 A night cap blow job.
11.45 In bed alone.
11.50 A 22 second f4rt which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.
11.51 Laugh yourself to sleep.
now THAT is wild! (and possibly it means that one has damaged very much their health the day before) 
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