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Emailed to me today, and I haven`t seen it on here before, so......
Daddy, how was I born?"
Dad says: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mum and I first got together in a Pistonheads forum.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
You've Got Male!
Steve
>>> Edited by towman on Friday 18th February 11:40
Daddy, how was I born?"
Dad says: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mum and I first got together in a Pistonheads forum.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
You've Got Male!
Steve
>>> Edited by towman on Friday 18th February 11:40
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