Musical condoms

[John_S4x4]

www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1285527.html?menu=news.scienceanddiscovery

A musical condom has been invented that gets louder as the sex gets more passionate.

Different sexual positions determine what tune is played by the condom reports The Sun.

The contraceptive has tiny sensors connected to a mini electronic device that produces the sounds.

Ukrainian inventor Dr Grigoriy Chausovskiy said: "There is no danger of being electrocuted."




Shall we guess the tunes it plays?

I'll go first:
At christmas "Oh come all ye faithfull"
Regards John S

[vixpy1]

Flight of the Valkyers?

[v8thunder]

I reckon 'Cum Feel The Noize' by Slade would be a pretty good one

[docevi1]

I wonder if you get an echo effect

[raf dug]

Bicycle races by queen

[havoc]

Can't believe no-one has said it:

"Come on Eileen"




>>> coat!

[pug406]

When / If Vixpy1 wears one - "Crazy Horses"

[gtr-gaz]

Great balls of fire

[groomi]

'Shaft'

[andygo]

Yazz and 'the only way is up' ?

Or

[Rob_F]

The Oakey Cokey. I can see the motions now....

Rob.

[sadako]

Tenacious D - Fsck her gently

[vixpy1]

mungo said:

whilst I stoke the fires of passion with my love truncheon...

[wedge girl]

Scream if you wanna go faster.

[t1grm]

If you had a track with a phat baseline wouldn’t it act like a vibrator

[raf dug]

wedge girl said:

Scream if you wanna go faster.

nice one, I wish I hadn't posted on this thread now I can't get the words to bicycle race out of my head.
"I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike
I want to ride it near and far,I want to ride it where I Like

[cortinaman]

'given the dog a bone' by ac/dc

[_VTEC_]

havoc said:

Can't believe no-one has said it: "Come on Eileen" >>> coat!

I was going to say that one as well!

How about: 'Eye of the tiger?'

[rude-boy]

Should have looked at this thread before, you've all missed the most obvious one of the lot!

Led Zep - The Lemon Song

Led Zep said:

Squeeze me baby till the juice runs down my leg... The way you squeeze my lemon think you gona make me fall off my bed

>> Edited by rude-boy on Monday 21st February 11:07

[vetteheadracer]

Anything by Deep Purple?!?

Accidents Will Happen by Elvis Costello?

Johnny Come Home by Fine Young Cannibals?