Tattoo....

[rico]

www.cantonese.sheik.co.uk/essays/tattoos.htm

[Mrs Fish]

[chim_girl]

[rico]

Mrs Fish said:

You spent your 18000th post laughing! Best way to be!

[Don]

Twit.

[Mrs Fish]

rico said:

Mrs Fish said: You spent your 18000th post laughing! Best way to be!

It beats

[mybrainhurts]

18000?

Holy strewth, how do you find time to breathe, Mrs F?

[v8thunder]

Brilliant! Reminds me of a similar Jack Dee sketch about Chinese tattoos.

[Mrs Fish]

mybrainhurts said:

18000? Holy strewth, how do you find time to breathe, Mrs F?

and I have been absent for an entire month so far this year

[mybrainhurts]

Locked in the loo....?

[Mrs Fish]

mybrainhurts said:

Locked in the loo....?

something like that

[Wacky Racer]

This is a true story................

I know a bloke who to be honest is not the brainiest person in the world, called Rob.

When he was 15 he went to a tattoo parlour to have his name tatooed on his arm, but as he was legally too young he took his friend's birth certificate who was 18 and called Nigel....

Anyhow he said to the bloke "I want my name on my arm", so no prizes what is now inscribed on his arm..

Now, everybody knows him as "Green Nigel".....

[mybrainhurts]

Sounds as daft as Beckham....

[MilnerR]

Chinese friend of mine was in hysterics in a pub. When asked why he pointed out a "well" built girl who had the chinese symbols "fat caucasian" written on her shoulder.

[mutt k]

So what is it about people called Becks . . .?

[shirley temple]

Gazboy said:

I feel sorry for him, although he should have done his homework...

he shares his name with a naff german beer, so what hope of researching did he really have!! It took me three years of on and off digging to identify the origins of the design for my tattoo. (shame i had a dodgy reaction to the ink so it can't be finished!!

what was that about research? DOH!!

[vetteheadracer]

Why do morons without a brain get a tattoo of something that is in a foreign language?

Perhaps Tony Blair should have "Veritas" tattoo'd on his forehead? or perhaps it should be tattoo'd on Kilroy Silk's arse?