Valentines day ideas please? (cynics welcome)

[anothernameitist]

A card ( 99p from card factory) and an iron

[Adenauer]

anothernameitist said:

A card ( 99p from card factory) and an iron

Yeah, and if she doesn't like the card you can flatten her.

Or something.

[docter fox]

Book a weekend away or something that you'll both enjoy?

[Adenauer]

docter fox said:

Book a weekend away or something that you'll both enjoy?

Good plan.

Tell her you're taking her to Spa.

[Justayellowbadge]

Adenauer said:

docter fox said:

Book a weekend away or something that you'll both enjoy?

Good plan.

Tell her you're taking her to Spa.

In the interest of balance, other convenience stores are available.

[sc0tt]

Adenauer said:

docter fox said:

Book a weekend away or something that you'll both enjoy?

Good plan.

Tell her you're taking her to Spa.

[DrTre]

Justayellowbadge said:

Adenauer said:

docter fox said:

Book a weekend away or something that you'll both enjoy?

Good plan.

Tell her you're taking her to Spa.

In the interest of balance, other convenience stores are available.

Yep.
Tell her you're taking her for a Lidl treat.

[Adenauer]

DrTre said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Adenauer said:

docter fox said:

Book a weekend away or something that you'll both enjoy?

Good plan.

Tell her you're taking her to Spa.

In the interest of balance, other convenience stores are available.

Yep.
Tell her you're taking her for a Lidl treat.

<Scottish accent>

Aldi the puns aroond here!

</Scottish accent>

[moanthebairns]

Take her out on the Saturday the 13th, a mcds on Sunday and get her a card, that's it.

If she doesn't understand that this saves you way more money than going out on the 14th she's not worth keeping.

[cloggy]

anothernameitist said:

A card ( 99p from card factory) and an iron

Which iron?
A 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 or 9 iron?

[anothernameitist]

cloggy said:

anothernameitist said:

A card ( 99p from card factory) and an iron

Which iron?
A 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 or 9 iron?

Morphy richards LOL

[Cotty]

anonymous said:

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That's kind of what im doing. I have a friend who is a bit down in the dumps at the moment so she is getting a bunch of flowers on Friday, might cheer her up.
http://www.interflora.co.uk/product/country-garden...

[55palfers]

By her a nice rib of beef so she will enjoy cooking it for Sunday lunch

[Timmy40]

anonymous said:

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But actually book her on a weekend caravan towing course?

[ali_kat]

Think of me as a killjpy... but you know that it's a a pagan fertility festival?

It was adopted as a day for those that are single to secretly let the object of their affection know that they are liked, via a card; stalkers unite

That is until Hallmark got hold of it in 1913 and turned it into a day to spend money & couples feel pressured.

Not a day for those that are in a relationship to declare undying love to the one that should already know that and be spoiled every day of the year?

(We're going to see the romcom that is Deadpool - my choice )

[Adenauer]

Timmy40 said:

But actually book her on a weekend caravan towing course?

My God, how could we forget???

[Cotty]

anonymous said:

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No ulterior motive. I have left the card blank so she will not even know they are from me.

[Cotty]

ali_kat said:

(We're going to see the romcom that is Deadpool - my choice )

Good call can't wait to see that.

[Pints]

anonymous said:

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Not a Catholic parish, I presume.

[Justayellowbadge]

Cotty said:

ali_kat said:

(We're going to see the romcom that is Deadpool - my choice )

Good call can't wait to see that.

I love the marketing campaign.